CALL HIM SLEDGENUTS
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Starring: his black friend with a helicopter and a sketchy guy with all the connections. It’s really impossible to describe how much we love this picture of Jim Tressel. It’s as if someone has taken our friendly local librarian and unveiled his secret identity as a CIA strongman running bales of blow and small arms out of a Surinamese warehouse on the side. It also may be so contagiously sexy it blows out a few pixels on your screen. Apologies if it does; please send all damage claims to the Ohio State Athletic Department, and they’ll tell you it’s not their fault if their coach makes ladies’ garters snap from fifty feet.
(HT: Eleven Warriors.)










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CincySooner says:
Fine work Holly!!
… wait… that’s not a photoshop?
(stunned silence)
April 23rd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Pete Carroll has to rename his book, because that picture says WIN FOREVER!
BTW, tOSU spring game is this Saturday and weather is forecast to be nice, with a beachware theme. Coeds in bikini tops attending a football game. Maybe this is the beginning of the shedding of the vest.
April 23rd, 2009 at 2:05 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Beachwear. Not to come as a chair or umbrella.
April 23rd, 2009 at 2:07 pm
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Sam @ WWAHT says:
I get this mental image of Ohio State being down seven in the fourth quarter. Fourth and three. Jim Tressel is asked what the play call is.
He slowly pulls out the specs and puts them on, David Caruso-style.
“Off-tackle right.”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH (Won’t Get Fooled Again kicks in, Boom Herron gets stuffed for a four yard loss)
April 23rd, 2009 at 3:17 pm
5
Adam West's chauffeur says:
Who is Higgins? Gordon Gee?
April 23rd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
And I bet the car he drives is a 82 red camaro full of bondo and gray primer paint, instead of a ferrari. This is Columbus, ya know…..
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:29 pm
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Tricky Dick says:
You just know Carroll is pissed and is about to have another shirtless hype session. Nobody outcools the coolest motherfucker in the universe.
Next up on Tressel’s list of themes, Blood thirsty congoans! Hopefully anyway!
April 24th, 2009 at 6:10 am
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CincySooner says:
Following on #7…
I’m not sure it was the smartest thing in the world to try and out-cool Pete Carroll. I mean it probably just gives him extra motivation to jack up the WIN factor when they visit Columbustan in September.
Don’t make Pete Carroll angry… you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
April 24th, 2009 at 7:17 am
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Scott says:
@Sam
I seem to remember a similar situation happening, little bit different results though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRyh6Esnh5U
April 24th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
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Trojanhoya says:
That’s a cool pic of Tressel. Doubt it “outcools” Carroll, but after the drubbing at the Coliseum, I guess “If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” becomes the mantra for Tressel.
You’ve got to get the whole Pete Carroll effect, including shades on the top of the head while chewing gum when he’s interviewed…lol
April 27th, 2009 at 5:40 pm