CALL HIM SLEDGENUTS

by Orson on Apr 23, 2009 2:09 PM EDT

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Pictures of Columbus riverbanks as shot from helicopter--

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Starring: his black friend with a helicopter and a sketchy guy with all the connections. It's really impossible to describe how much we love this picture of Jim Tressel. It's as if someone has taken our friendly local librarian and unveiled his secret identity as a CIA strongman running bales of blow and small arms out of a Surinamese warehouse on the side. It also may be so contagiously sexy it blows out a few pixels on your screen. Apologies if it does; please send all damage claims to the Ohio State Athletic Department, and they'll tell you it's not their fault if their coach makes ladies' garters snap from fifty feet.

(HT: Eleven Warriors.)

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Fine work Holly!!

… wait… that’s not a photoshop?

(stunned silence)

by CincySooner on Apr 23, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions

Pete Carroll has to rename his book, because that picture says WIN FOREVER!

BTW, tOSU spring game is this Saturday and weather is forecast to be nice, with a beachware theme. Coeds in bikini tops attending a football game. Maybe this is the beginning of the shedding of the vest.

by Crabapple Buck on Apr 23, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions

Beachwear. Not to come as a chair or umbrella.

by Crabapple Buck on Apr 23, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions

I get this mental image of Ohio State being down seven in the fourth quarter. Fourth and three. Jim Tressel is asked what the play call is.

He slowly pulls out the specs and puts them on, David Caruso-style.

“Off-tackle right.”

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH (Won’t Get Fooled Again kicks in, Boom Herron gets stuffed for a four yard loss)

by Sam @ WWAHT on Apr 23, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions

Who is Higgins? Gordon Gee?

by Adam West's chauffeur on Apr 23, 2009 4:55 PM EDT reply actions

And I bet the car he drives is a 82 red camaro full of bondo and gray primer paint, instead of a ferrari. This is Columbus, ya know…..

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 23, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions

You just know Carroll is pissed and is about to have another shirtless hype session. Nobody outcools the coolest motherfucker in the universe.

Next up on Tressel’s list of themes, Blood thirsty congoans! Hopefully anyway!

by Tricky Dick on Apr 24, 2009 7:10 AM EDT reply actions

Following on #7…

I’m not sure it was the smartest thing in the world to try and out-cool Pete Carroll. I mean it probably just gives him extra motivation to jack up the WIN factor when they visit Columbustan in September.

Don’t make Pete Carroll angry… you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

by CincySooner on Apr 24, 2009 8:17 AM EDT reply actions

@Sam

I seem to remember a similar situation happening, little bit different results though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRyh6Esnh5U

by Scott on Apr 24, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions

That’s a cool pic of Tressel. Doubt it “outcools” Carroll, but after the drubbing at the Coliseum, I guess “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” becomes the mantra for Tressel. :)

You’ve got to get the whole Pete Carroll effect, including shades on the top of the head while chewing gum when he’s interviewed…lol

by Trojanhoya on Apr 27, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions