CALL HIM SLEDGENUTS

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Starring: his black friend with a helicopter and a sketchy guy with all the connections. It's really impossible to describe how much we love this picture of Jim Tressel. It's as if someone has taken our friendly local librarian and unveiled his secret identity as a CIA strongman running bales of blow and small arms out of a Surinamese warehouse on the side. It also may be so contagiously sexy it blows out a few pixels on your screen. Apologies if it does; please send all damage claims to the Ohio State Athletic Department, and they'll tell you it's not their fault if their coach makes ladies' garters snap from fifty feet.

(HT: Eleven Warriors.)

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