MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: HERBERT KORNFELD
Yo, dawg. In honor of our mentor CPA-ONE: Herbert Kornfeld is our Mustache of the Day.
Suckas always comin’ up 2 me sayin’, damn Dog, we thought you down wit’ tha gangsta rap, not no Chicago VII. I say hell no, I gots mad hate foe that wack hip-hop shit. Hall N’ Oatz, Neily D, that band that supply air: now that’s tha mad slammin’ shit, word dat. Tha H-Dog listens easy, always has, always will.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers! We were big fans of our dad’s copy of Chicago 17, ourselves. Peter Cetera was cheated out of an Emmy that year.










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SuperNova says:
Grammy. Peter Cetera was cheated out of a Grammy.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:28 am
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SuperNova says:
Retraction: Upon viewing the video I see you were correct. An Emmy was in order. Forgive my ever doubting.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 am
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Conan D'Amato says:
Herbert Kornfield- the Illinois to Jim Anchower’s Wisconsin.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:41 am
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Lumpkin Rhymes with Blumpkin says:
17 would be XVII
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
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jacketexan says:
While a chick driving a 442 is extremely hot in theory, I have a feeling that in real life it would just be downright aggravating watching her run it into stuff while putting on makeup.
Did anybody else notice how the truck took the last jump at sometime in the afternoon, landed in the afternoon, and then blew up not once, but three times sometime much later in the night?
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:50 am
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Geaux Irish says:
What…the…hell….was…that?
Nevermind.
It was pop-ish, but Chicago’s 19 was a much better 80’s album for them.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 am
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White Speed Receiver says:
AP and AR killing each other off is wrong. It’s just sad when the peons can’t get along. If any of them come anywhere near audit, they’ll be getting an abacus upside their skull.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:00 am
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Just another Michigan Man says:
Weird Al did a great send up of that video on a old AL-TV years ago where he just spent the whole video making tire squealing noises. Hilarious
*wipes nerd off the monitor*
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:26 am
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Adam West's chauffeur says:
Actually, they quit using Roman numerals for a period during the 80s. So “Chicago 17″ is accurate. Although the twenty-first album has a hybrid “Chicago Twenty 1″…
…I mean, I don’t care. Chicago sucks ass.
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:31 pm
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jd says:
respekt to herbert and tha letter opener of death. RIP, bro.
street accountin’ ain’t been the same without him.
/plays puff daddy’s “i’ll be missing you”
word is bond.
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
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Anon says:
I was surprised to see Mitch Mustain was not the Mustache of the Day:
http://usc.scout.com/2/854150.html
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:44 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Smoove B wants to know when he getz the M o’da W-day. He will present you with the finest chocolotes from Zanzibar and most excluisve wines from Poland. And there will be corn too.
April 22nd, 2009 at 4:47 pm
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JediBendu says:
The proper reference is “Chicago Transit Authority”
Long live the “L!” Blue Line from O’Hare represent!
April 23rd, 2009 at 1:01 am
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WarChiziken says:
watching that video reminds me how much the ’80s reminds me of …. wait, I forgot
it was that good
April 23rd, 2009 at 6:44 am