MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: HERBERT KORNFELD

by Orson on Apr 22, 2009 11:22 AM EDT

Yo, dawg. In honor of our mentor CPA-ONE: Herbert Kornfeld is our Mustache of the Day.

Suckas always comin' up 2 me sayin', damn Dog, we thought you down wit' tha gangsta rap, not no Chicago VII. I say hell no, I gots mad hate foe that wack hip-hop shit. Hall N' Oatz, Neily D, that band that supply air: now that's tha mad slammin' shit, word dat. Tha H-Dog listens easy, always has, always will.

Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers! We were big fans of our dad's copy of Chicago 17, ourselves. Peter Cetera was cheated out of an Emmy that year.

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Grammy. Peter Cetera was cheated out of a Grammy.

by SuperNova on Apr 22, 2009 11:28 AM EDT reply actions

Retraction: Upon viewing the video I see you were correct. An Emmy was in order. Forgive my ever doubting.

by SuperNova on Apr 22, 2009 11:31 AM EDT reply actions

Herbert Kornfield- the Illinois to Jim Anchower’s Wisconsin.

by Conan D'Amato on Apr 22, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions

17 would be XVII

by Lumpkin Rhymes with Blumpkin on Apr 22, 2009 11:42 AM EDT reply actions

While a chick driving a 442 is extremely hot in theory, I have a feeling that in real life it would just be downright aggravating watching her run it into stuff while putting on makeup.

Did anybody else notice how the truck took the last jump at sometime in the afternoon, landed in the afternoon, and then blew up not once, but three times sometime much later in the night?

by jacketexan on Apr 22, 2009 11:50 AM EDT reply actions

What…the…hell….was…that?

Nevermind.

It was pop-ish, but Chicago’s 19 was a much better 80’s album for them.

by Geaux Irish on Apr 22, 2009 11:57 AM EDT reply actions

AP and AR killing each other off is wrong. It’s just sad when the peons can’t get along. If any of them come anywhere near audit, they’ll be getting an abacus upside their skull.

by White Speed Receiver on Apr 22, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions

Weird Al did a great send up of that video on a old AL-TV years ago where he just spent the whole video making tire squealing noises. Hilarious

wipes nerd off the monitor

by Just another Michigan Man on Apr 22, 2009 12:26 PM EDT reply actions

Actually, they quit using Roman numerals for a period during the 80s. So “Chicago 17” is accurate. Although the twenty-first album has a hybrid “Chicago Twenty 1”…

…I mean, I don’t care. Chicago sucks ass.

by Adam West's chauffeur on Apr 22, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions

respekt to herbert and tha letter opener of death. RIP, bro.

street accountin’ ain’t been the same without him.

/plays puff daddy’s “i’ll be missing you”

word is bond.

by jd on Apr 22, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions

I was surprised to see Mitch Mustain was not the Mustache of the Day:

http://usc.scout.com/2/854150.html

by Anon on Apr 22, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions

Smoove B wants to know when he getz the M o’da W-day. He will present you with the finest chocolotes from Zanzibar and most excluisve wines from Poland. And there will be corn too.

by yoyofutbawl on Apr 22, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions