CURIOUS INDEX, 4/22/2009
by Orson on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 AM EDT
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Zack Dumas, Stacey Danley. Fuck coffee. You want violence to start your day, and sweet This was one of those horrid, slo-mo NOOOOOOOO swing passes where you can sense the defender screaming in from off-screen before the play has even really started. It fired up the team, too--Auburn, who reeled off 28 points in claiming a 31-14 victory over an Ohio State team held to 84 yards of total offense in the game in the 1990 Hall of Fame Bowl. Yes, Auburn did score over thirty points once in a victory that did not end with a field goal CURSES WES BYRUM CURSE YOUR DAMNED FOOT. Cost the university money? They deeyud, they deeeeyud: Florida State has spent over $200K on their legal fees for appeals in their academic fraud case with the NCAA, a fun fact to note in the midst of a university-wide budget crunch that may cost Florida State some of their academic programs and staff. Professor Maggie Simpson has agreed to take a voluntary pay cut, but whether others will follow is unclear, especially the staff of Florida State's well-known Pager Repair program. We like to take off our clothes for the young boys. We like how Lane Kiffin is never wearing any clothes in these. Who do you think you are, Ian Rapaport with that "Nick" shit? I know you all hate me, but... The Mountain West makes a proposal for a playoff to the BCS, a 90 minute presentation listened to by a room full of conference commissioners and BCS types who spent the entire time making the universally recognized motion for jerking off while pointing and smirking. "I don't think it would be appropriate to dismiss it out of hand," said John Swofford, who then turned to reporters and made a cartoonishly large jerking off gesture to the snickering media while rolling his eyes. Corp-ulence. Aaron Corp will live the fat life as USC's starter, and will wear the ceremonial Leinart codpiece for USC's scrimmage. Wash that shit out prior to use, Corp. You know where that's been. |
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84 yards of total offense.
Where have I heard that before?
by Earl Everett on Apr 22, 2009 9:31 AM EDT reply actions
You mean Seniorita Mitch isn’t going to start at USC?!?!?
How long before Mama Mustain files a Freedom of Information Act inquiry into Pete Carroll’s twitter archives?
by CincySooner on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 AM EDT reply actions
Looks like I’ve got a new addition to the Mastabatorium. Godamn, there better in football, there may not be anything better in LIFE, than lining up a kill shot that leaves a motherfucking writhing on the ground in pain. I am hard as a ROCK right now.
by Harris on Apr 22, 2009 9:54 AM EDT reply actions
- - won’t get anywhere with it. Mommy should have told Mitch to transfer to a public university.
by Signal to Noise on Apr 22, 2009 10:09 AM EDT reply actions
Glad you went the high road and did not make reference to FSU’s pepertually infant professor.
by Coop on Apr 22, 2009 10:18 AM EDT reply actions
Danley worked for AU Alumni Association for a while and was always asked about the hit when he spoke. Pat Dye notoriously NEVER went out on the field for injured players, but did for Stacy. Stacy’s story is that he opened his eyes, saw Coach Dye and said “Coach Dye???? Am I dead?”
by ATL AU Tiger on Apr 22, 2009 10:31 AM EDT reply actions
@6
I am pretty sure Coach Chizik is gonna ask Coach Dye the same thing after the Alabama game this year.
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 22, 2009 10:34 AM EDT reply actions
Harris, the only thing better than making a hit like that is getting up and offering the person you just destroyed help up.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Apr 22, 2009 10:40 AM EDT reply actions
We couldn’t go to our backup QB because he sucked worse than the starter. That backup was the one and only Kirk Herbstriet. And now you know, the rest of the story. RIP Paul Harvey. Good day.
by Crabapple Buck on Apr 22, 2009 10:40 AM EDT reply actions
No Percy Harvin weed jokes this morning? Seems to be a chronic problem among UF players of late (ok, that was a lame one).
by Double Eagle on Apr 22, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions
Mustain fails again and it feels so right.
by ChasingMizzou on Apr 22, 2009 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
@ WhiteSpeedReceiver: You’re a better sportsman than I am. I don’t actually recall helping up an opponent, but if I did, it was only to tell him that I was going to knock him on his ass again. We can be friends after the game. Between the white lines? Well, it’s your own damned fault for putting on the wrong jersey.
by Harris on Apr 22, 2009 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
The fuck is this sportsman ship shit? Sounds like a boat that can’t hold any water. TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN OUT!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO
by BurritoBrosShits on Apr 22, 2009 11:18 AM EDT reply actions
@#10, yep, I was going to point that out, watch a skinny #48 jump into the picture after the hit……..none other than Bo Pelini.
by justanotherbuckeye on Apr 22, 2009 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
“This was one of those horrid, slo-mo NOOOOOOOO swing passes where you can sense the defender screaming in from off-screen before the play has even really started.”
You, sir, have just covered every Notre Dame offensive drive for the past two and a half seasons.
by Irish09 on Apr 22, 2009 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
Where’d you get the 84 yards thing from….? Article says they only had 81 in the second half. I’m a little dubious they built a 14-3 lead on only three more yards of offense.
by WhoooTex on Apr 22, 2009 11:39 AM EDT reply actions
hey AU- see what happens when you don’t chop-block?
by Terry Tate, Office Linebacker on Apr 22, 2009 11:43 AM EDT reply actions
My favorite part when I heard Danley tell the story was that the first thing he heard was Pat Dye yelling at him to get off his ass and run off the field so Ohio State didn’t get the idea they were tougher. Ahh, back in the day before SEC speed. Some things never change. Ohio State getting 28 straight reeled off on them by any SEC opponent.
by Stephen on Apr 22, 2009 12:02 PM EDT reply actions
Stephen, I’ll have you know that OSU beat a Lou Holtz coached South Carolina team in the Outback Bowl in…………….aw crap I can’t do this.
by Macker on Apr 22, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions
Ladadadada, it’s the motha fuckin P-E-R-CY
Percy Harvin motha fucka
by Tater Salad on Apr 22, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions
It’s so easy to beat Ohio State in a bowl.
That’s the biggest hit Ohio State has had on an SEC team in the past 30 years.
by NewAZTiger on Apr 22, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions
I was AT this game!!! 1990 – Hall of Fame Game…Tampa Stadium. Sitting in my parents Bucs Season Ticket holder seats. About 50 rows up, at that 30yd line, on that sideline (same as camera angle).
Guy was destroyed. You could feel the impact in the stands. Hardest hit I have ever seen in a football game. My 2nd favorite hit of all time to Joey Kent (obvious #1).
by Mike B on Apr 23, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions
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