WHY THE GAMEDAY RUMOR IS CRAP
After some actual talking to our sources, the rumor of any changes to Gameday is mostly crap, with the only salient piece of information being the annual speculation over Lee Corso’s retirement. This very well could happen, but that’s the case every year when you’re talking about a 73 year old man and his job–nothing’s long-term, not his job, or his pants, or even finishing lunch without falling asleep or drifting into an improper reverie over a thick-thighed woman named Isabel who showed a young man the meaning of lust back in Biloxi in 1948. It’s all up in the air at that age.

“And she would wear a headdress, and call me her naughty little paleface.” “We’re live, coach.” “FAAAAAAHCK”
Besides that perpetually possible event, the rest of the rumor is crap. No sponsor has that kind of pull with a show, as for a sponsor demanding changes in the lineup of a successful program would set a dangerous example for future shows. (”Yes, we will sponsor your show, but you’ll have to have the CEO as the color guy. He plays a lot of Madden!”) Even in a recession economy, the puppeteering of a show by the sponsor is highly unlikely.
Additionally–besides an ESPN source saying flat-out “no” to the case–how on earth would Ravech cover college football when he’s already booked for baseball, a sport that will keep him occupied deep into October? (That is when it ends, right? And someone walks out with the Shanley Cup? Halp?) Though ESPN likes to have their commentainers work across different sports, they also like to have their anchors work on sports while they’re actually occurring. It’s why they’re winners, that ability to use a calendar, there.
Finally, even if Fowler, the admitted king of his discipline, decided not to do Gameday, the taciturn Ravech isn’t the logical choice. That would be Rece Davis, a college football junkie already embedded with the college football staff with an obvious skill for running the point and keeping a nice loose chaos running at all times on air.
Again, this comes courtesy of actual real sources. We know, don’t choke. It’s psuedojournalism, and it happens twice a year here.









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hobeg8r says:
You have to admit that the Corso Game Day commercials are the best. He’s pretty damn funny – even as a former Nole.
April 21st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
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Coop says:
I like to think the source is Erin Andrews.
April 21st, 2009 at 1:44 pm
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Holly says:
Does that mean I have to stop singing “Baby Please Don’t Go” into Fowler’s voicemail? Because I’m really starting to hit my emotional stride here.
April 21st, 2009 at 1:47 pm
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corn blight says:
I submit to you that Lou Holtz talking while wearing a mascot head would be a definite improvement.
April 21st, 2009 at 1:51 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
What about……. Corso AND Holtz!!!!!!!!!! Just the two of them!!!!! Complete anarchy is always more funny than mediocre control.
April 21st, 2009 at 2:01 pm
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Devin McCullen says:
Since we’re talking ESPN, here’s a link to the Tebow Twitter page they ran last week.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/090417&sportCat=ncf
April 21st, 2009 at 2:03 pm
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General Disarray says:
“I submit to you that Lou Holtz talking while wearing a mascot head would be a definite improvement.”
It might be, but I just can’t hear that voice without imagining the thousands of gallons of Holtz spit sprayed over the years during his pre/half/post game motivational speeches.
April 21st, 2009 at 2:03 pm
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ChasingMizzou says:
There is no way Corso is retiring unless he announces the retirement well before this final season so he can have his Valhalla victory tour around the country. There is too much attention to be had to retire quietly in the offseason.
April 21st, 2009 at 2:07 pm
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Billy From Baton Rouge says:
Holtz would surely drown in his own saliva with his head encased like that.
Wait, why are we against this again?
April 21st, 2009 at 2:23 pm
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JimHalpert says:
I think they should make a Gameday crew of Pam Ward, Bob Davie, and Tommy Tuberville where they go to the most uninteresting BCS matchup of the week.
Northwestern vs Indiana- It’s time to get loose!
April 21st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
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Bull-ogna says:
Thanks for setting the record pseudo-strait.
I was worried that I wouldn’t get to see the eternal struggles between Mark May and Lou Holtz about two has-been football programs. Now that shit is fun to watch. Nothing makes my day better than knowing Mark May will soon give Holtz an on-air stroke, during one of Lou’s red faced tirades.
April 21st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
I submit to you, if you want to be the man, you have to beat the man.
Corso vs Holthz, mano a mano, in a “Over 70″ Seniors MMA “Loser Leaves the Booth” match.
And good luck fightin with Fowler, he benches north of 445.
April 21st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
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Fightin' Englishman says:
Question while we’re on the topic of ESPN: will we ever see Ron Franklin again?
April 21st, 2009 at 2:29 pm
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levi says:
the NOTY is 51/49 for our boy. may be time for the reinforcements.
April 21st, 2009 at 2:31 pm
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Schnelly-ade says:
Oh good, I can now breathe again, I’m blue in the face like a little 4 year old throwing fit.
I still stand behind my earlier sentiments that “WOOHOO LET’S FUCK SHIT UP FOR THE SAKE OF FUCKIN’ SHIT UP!”
The fact that we all seemed to believe it could have happened show’s how we have come to expect tWWL to just do dumb shit. See previously, Baseball Tonight.
April 21st, 2009 at 2:34 pm
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Just another Michigan Man says:
Holly, you could try “Baby Come Back”, too, and get the mop and broom from the Swiffer commercials to back you up
April 21st, 2009 at 3:18 pm
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Gerbs says:
For the love of all things college football and country music, would someone at ESPN wake the F up and stop using that shit-bird song to start gameday? We’re coming to your city? No…..no you’re not. You’re going to Columbus, Gainesville, and L.A. That’s about it. Maybe a couple of places in between. And why the hell is there a black man wearing a cowboy hat and rapping in that song?
Someone change the f’ing channel on those ass-clowns.
April 21st, 2009 at 3:18 pm
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www.southbendblarney.com says:
College Gameday is the best pregame show there is, and the only reason to get up at 10am on a Saturday…
Corso doesn’t know what he’s even saying half the time, but nobody can get fan bases fired up by a comment more easily than him. The show would be worse without him by far.
April 21st, 2009 at 3:38 pm
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psuphiman80 says:
I always thought that they’ve been grooming Howard for to take over for Corso. Not in the craziness way, but to add to the decent analysis. IIRC we’ve seen more of Howard actually at the desk the last couple years.
April 21st, 2009 at 3:40 pm
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JJ Gator says:
The best pic of Corso I’ve seen yet is when that one UGA fan held up a sign at the WLOCP a while back that said, “Lee Corso is a Penis”.
April 21st, 2009 at 3:44 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
The only reason I thought any of it was plausible (esp. with the whole Ravech junk — he’s their baseball guy) is because you never really know with ESPN. Programming decisions are often made with not a whole lot of thought put into them.
April 21st, 2009 at 3:58 pm
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Year2 says:
The source at ESPN was Feldman, wasn’t it?
April 21st, 2009 at 4:44 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
I find ensuring that I’m drunk before a 12:30 kickoff between Ole Miss-Vanderbilt to be a compelling reason to wake up at 10:00 on a Saturday.
April 21st, 2009 at 5:19 pm
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John says:
It starts at 7am here in Cali. That doesn’t stop me. Ever.
April 21st, 2009 at 8:19 pm
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Wes Tex says:
@17:
Agreed on the current Gameday song. What happened to the “S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y its Gameday” song from several years back. It got me out of bed and mixing my first drink. Ahhhhh, Saturdays in the fall. Are we there yet?
April 21st, 2009 at 8:40 pm
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Terry Tate, Office Linebacker says:
that fucking song is the reason that i don’t start watching Gameday until 10:05am.
Holtz and Ravech would be the reason i wouldn’t even wake up to start drinking until noon.
But it’s sad that the show has turned into basically tuning in to see funny signs and how fake-tan Herbie is that week. and by the way- tim tebow loves Coach Urban Meyer (CUM) is still the greatest poster ever.
April 22nd, 2009 at 6:42 am
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PW says:
@ 19
When I first read “Howard” my mind immediately went to Howard Schnellenberger– which would be awesome. I’m imagining some sort of CFB-based fireside chat segment with Uncle Howard, who of course will be sipping scotch the entire time.
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:42 am
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hokiejaybee says:
lou holtz for prethident
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:13 am
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Two words. Barry. Switzer. Make it happen. It would be pure entertainment, and an endless source of Orson material.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:20 am
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hobeg8r says:
BOB – I’ll see your Barry Switzer and raise you…Joe.Kines. He could do the broadcast without the benefit of a microphone. He would just yell it to our respective abodes.
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:48 pm