WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE, WE ASK?

by Orson on Apr 21, 2009 5:48 PM EDT

Tshaba tsotsi MINGO!!! Tshaba Tsotsi MINGOOOOO!!! Even the children of Africa sing his name spontaneously without provocation or payment, so benevolent and awesome is our Steampunk Emperor. Let the voting continue, and though she be a fair opponent, the infidels of Macadangdangistan will know both our steel, and our forgiveness, too. The glove of MINGO is truly the velvet covering the iron steel of his people.

MINGOVIANS, UNITE!!!

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It’s a freaking dead heat. must find more citizens of Mingovia to rally…

by Signal to Noise on Apr 21, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions

How is she winning Ohio?

I thought the Big Televen does not operate like the SEC, you know if one of us wins something that means we all won and thus are validated through getting our teeth kicked in by said champion in the regular season…

by Coop on Apr 21, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions

Macadangdang me,
Macadangdang me,
You ought to get a rope and Macahanghang me,
Up from the highest treeeeeeeee,
Mingo gets a vote from me!

Beup Beup Beup Beup Beup Beup Buep
Beau Beau Beau Beau Beum

Really, a vote for Mingo is a vote for all of Mingovia, which is full of butterflys and rainbows….

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 21, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions

I voted for Macadangdang. Much like Miss California, I won’t let conference bias sway what in my judgment is a much more awesome name. Sorry, but my integrity is worth more than that.

by Spazzy McGee on Apr 21, 2009 6:43 PM EDT reply actions

Pass the duchy. On the left hand side, please.

by Jack Fact on Apr 21, 2009 6:59 PM EDT reply actions

Well played, Mr. Pelican Pants.

by ClemsonHorn on Apr 21, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions

We must take this fight to the airwaves of Twitter. Its our only hope.

And based on that video, Soulja Boy is doing pretty good overseas.

by Mr.Pelican Pants on Apr 21, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions

A bit of good news for our emperor! The prosperous capitalists of Notre Dame have rallied to his banner, in an effort to vanquish the forces of Michigan wherever they may be! ALL GLORY TO OUR RIGHTEOUS EMPEROR!!!

by rusty on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions

I just realized that MGoBlog is backing Macadangdang now. Seriously is there anything lamer than MGoBlog besides Michigan football? Ugh.

by streetweirdo on Apr 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions

Using the Old Leos Janacek method Macadangdang is actually a pick-up eight note followed by two sixteenth notes.
Because of that I voted for her.

by Anonymous IV on Apr 21, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions

OT but Percy, Percy, Percy. Who knew his was gained from the sweet sweet cheba

by MightyMightyMitzu on Apr 21, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions

Consider this a vote for the Mingocious one. Of course, I fully expect California to fall to the dark side of Iriedom, as as I am severely outnumbered in every vote in this state.

by SDTrojan on Apr 22, 2009 2:45 AM EDT reply actions