TEXAS TECH LINEMEN DISPLAY GOOD HANDS
SWING. YOUR. SWORDS. (HT: Doc Saturday, of course, who got them mad Rivals hookups.)
Clearly this shows the Red Rangers displaying great hands and understanding how to control the flow of a game. Shortly after this picture was taken the Oklahoma defensive line came and kicked them in the back of the thighs Switzer-style, causing the linemen to piss uncontrollably all over themselves in the process. (Consolation: it didn’t happen on national television this time.)










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GTSteve says:
Maybe Houston Nutt, like wild coyotes, is repulsed by the scent of another male’s waste…
April 21st, 2009 at 12:39 pm
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John says:
“Shortly after this picture was taken the Oklahoma defensive line came and kicked them in the back of the thighs Switzer-style, causing the linemen to piss uncontrollably all over themselves in the process.” – This gem made me lose it.
April 21st, 2009 at 12:45 pm
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Nutter says:
Red Rangers? Has the dread Pirate Leach swash buckled his way into changing the Red Raiders mascot?
April 21st, 2009 at 1:13 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
They were just flushing out the urethra after using the pegboy. ARGGH!!!
April 21st, 2009 at 1:24 pm
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Kent Hance says:
On behalf of all Texas Tech alumni, I wish to express the fact that this is exactly what the world expects of tektards. We are a disease ridden group of retards and if it weren’t for my lobbying efforts, would already be non-accredited in the state of Texas.
April 21st, 2009 at 2:02 pm
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TYA says:
What’s with the eye contact???
Are they playing swords?
April 21st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Had the colors not given it away, I would have sworn that was inside of the luxury boxes at WfVU.
April 21st, 2009 at 2:18 pm
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frontrowRAIDER says:
What’s worse here, 2 guys taking a leak…. or the guy that took a picture of 2 guys taking a leak…
hmmmmm….
April 21st, 2009 at 2:32 pm
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Carl says:
Hey thanks for posting my pictures without my permission.
April 21st, 2009 at 3:11 pm
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baconboy says:
From the second picture it seems that one of them hangs a little bit further down. If Reggie Nelson had been in the picture all you’d have seen would be wet grass.
April 21st, 2009 at 3:16 pm
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Carl says:
Unless you’re going to cut me a check from your website, please take these pics down.
April 21st, 2009 at 3:16 pm
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CincySooner says:
What the hell? Neither one of them has their eyes on the road. Are they comparing technique? Is one of them making a “don’t-cross-the-streams” joke?
April 21st, 2009 at 3:48 pm
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Oh Brother says:
Slow your roll Carl.
Unless you plan on paying the two subjects in the pic – get over it.
April 21st, 2009 at 6:39 pm
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Erik says:
no need to be a commenting douche, Carl Spackler.
I don’t think you’re selling those to US Weekly anytime soon.
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:02 pm
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Gail says:
As a Texas Tech alum, this made me just about fall out of my office chair laughing.
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:28 am
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FSU_Baller says:
Yawn….big deal
April 25th, 2009 at 5:55 pm