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TEXAS TECH LINEMEN DISPLAY GOOD HANDS

SWING. YOUR. SWORDS. (HT: Doc Saturday, of course, who got them mad Rivals hookups.)

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Clearly this shows the Red Rangers displaying great hands and understanding how to control the flow of a game. Shortly after this picture was taken the Oklahoma defensive line came and kicked them in the back of the thighs Switzer-style, causing the linemen to piss uncontrollably all over themselves in the process. (Consolation: it didn't happen on national television this time.)

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Maybe Houston Nutt, like wild coyotes, is repulsed by the scent of another male’s waste…

by GTSteve on Apr 21, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

“Shortly after this picture was taken the Oklahoma defensive line came and kicked them in the back of the thighs Switzer-style, causing the linemen to piss uncontrollably all over themselves in the process.” – This gem made me lose it.

by John on Apr 21, 2009 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Red Rangers? Has the dread Pirate Leach swash buckled his way into changing the Red Raiders mascot?

by Nutter on Apr 21, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

They were just flushing out the urethra after using the pegboy. ARGGH!!!

by Anonymous IV on Apr 21, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

On behalf of all Texas Tech alumni, I wish to express the fact that this is exactly what the world expects of tektards. We are a disease ridden group of retards and if it weren’t for my lobbying efforts, would already be non-accredited in the state of Texas.

by Kent Hance on Apr 21, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s with the eye contact???

Are they playing swords?

by TYA on Apr 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Had the colors not given it away, I would have sworn that was inside of the luxury boxes at WfVU.

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 21, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s worse here, 2 guys taking a leak…. or the guy that took a picture of 2 guys taking a leak…

hmmmmm….

by frontrowRAIDER on Apr 21, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey thanks for posting my pictures without my permission.

by Carl on Apr 21, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

From the second picture it seems that one of them hangs a little bit further down. If Reggie Nelson had been in the picture all you’d have seen would be wet grass.

by baconboy on Apr 21, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Unless you’re going to cut me a check from your website, please take these pics down.

by Carl on Apr 21, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell? Neither one of them has their eyes on the road. Are they comparing technique? Is one of them making a “don’t-cross-the-streams” joke?

by CincySooner on Apr 21, 2009 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Slow your roll Carl.
Unless you plan on paying the two subjects in the pic – get over it.

by Oh Brother on Apr 21, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

no need to be a commenting douche, Carl Spackler.

I don’t think you’re selling those to US Weekly anytime soon.

by Erik on Apr 22, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

As a Texas Tech alum, this made me just about fall out of my office chair laughing.

by Gail on Apr 23, 2009 10:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Yawn….big deal

by FSU_Baller on Apr 25, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

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