FULMER CUPDATE: ENRIQUE DAVIS GETS SHUNNISH
by Orson on Apr 21, 2009 11:07 AM EDT
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PrintOle Miss running back Enrique Davis and shaved bear/defensive tackle Jerrell Powe were both involved in a noise complaint that quickly escalated to the sort of mini-Pinter drama one can only find in a parking lot full of football players and hangers-on in Mississippi at 2 in the morning.
Police responded to a noise complaint at the Exchange, an apartment complex serving "Ole Miss and the Northwest Community College community." This is code for "the sort of place where, when you live there, you always check behind the wheels of your car for bottles of Mike's Hard Lemonade placed there by drunken pranksters." A Hummer was circling the parking lot and honking its horn, presumably advertising Jo-Jo's affordable Hummers through loud, post-midnight celebrations of its own massive, gas-guzzling bulk.
Someone objected to that, and when the police followed up on the complaint loud music led to Jerrell Powe's apartment. Enrique Davis--pronounced "Enrickey" by Houston Nutt--then enters the equation by making an unintelligible comment to the police officer, who then engages Davis, who then busts out the big guns:
The officer requested Davis hand over his identification, but Davis looked at the officer with a "shunning face," according to the report.
SHUNFACE: we're sure it looked exactly like this.
Davis then refused to give ID, ignoring the cop, who grabbed Davis's arm.
The report said the officer then requested Davis’ identification several more times and Davis started to walk towards the stairwell and gave the officer a "crazy face" when confronted about walking away.
Shunface/crazyface gets you failure to comply/disorderly conduct in Oxford, a total of two points for the Rebels, but the Fulmer Cup goodies are really just side dishes for the following paragraph.
Once Officer Zachary White had placed Davis into the patrol car, he returned to address the noise violation concerning Powe. According to the report, while White wrote the citation for a noise violation, Powe said, "Zachary White, I got you. I’ll remember that."
White asked if Powe would read the bottom of the citation and sign it to ensure he would show up in court, but Powe stated he could not read and would not sign, the report said.
WIN. Ole Miss is so much more interesting now that they have a defensive tackle who can get sarcastic about his own alleged illiteracy.
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I love it. Powe, of the infamous “can’t read” quote gets smart with the cop by telling him he can’t read. He earns points in my book for that. The shunned face/crazy face thing is police report gold.
by rebel84 on Apr 21, 2009 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
Powe only pawn in game of life {{Sobs}}
by M O O N that spells CAT on Apr 21, 2009 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
I didn’t know that Jehovah Witnesses (who are big on shunning) became cops. I just thought they came to my neighborhood to hand out pamphlets on Saturday mornings.
by hobeg8r on Apr 21, 2009 11:19 AM EDT reply actions
Only thing that was missing from the report, was the police officer giving Powe and Enrickey
the infamous “gas-face” from 3rd Bass.
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 21, 2009 11:20 AM EDT reply actions
Not the dreaded “shunning face”! That’s almost as bad as Assault With A Deadly Why’re You Hitting Yourself.
by Doug on Apr 21, 2009 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
I concur, I do believe it was Coach O driving the Hummer around in the parking lot, getting these fine young men in trouble. First he is finishing his wrasslin match with Powe, then blowing the horn to attract the cops, then hauling ass back to Knoxville. Kiffykins is behind this, he is more diabolical than I ever imagined. Well played, sir.
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 21, 2009 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
I would have enjoyed a “Blair Waldorf visits Ole Miss” plotline on gossip girl.
by Chips O'Toole on Apr 21, 2009 11:31 AM EDT reply actions
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
I come here to get away from Gossip Girl!!!!
by Cock D on Apr 21, 2009 11:44 AM EDT reply actions
hobe: Those aren’t pamphlets. They’re parking tickets.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Apr 21, 2009 11:47 AM EDT reply actions
If Jerrell Powe looked at me in a dark parking lot at 2 a.m. and said of my name “I got you… I’ll remember that” I would immediately shit myself in fear.
by Dog Brewer on Apr 21, 2009 12:01 PM EDT reply actions
finally someone to pass our mantle along to who is worthy…
The Irons Brothers
by WarChiziken on Apr 21, 2009 12:04 PM EDT reply actions
I’m guessing we’ll see this sign next year on Gameday:
If you can read this sign, you don’t play DT at Ole Miss.
by America on Apr 21, 2009 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
Noise citaton? Piffle.
Just wait until the entire 4,890-strong recruiting class of 2009 show up in August.
by Counter Trap on Apr 21, 2009 12:32 PM EDT reply actions
Coming soon from Swindle Enterprises.
EDSBM – Everyday Should be Monday – A Gossip Girl Blog
Potential Topic #1 – Does Nate’s hair qualify as Bama Bangs?
by Raleigh Urbain on Apr 21, 2009 12:42 PM EDT reply actions
Crazy face, points w/ thumb: Macadangdang it…
by Coach Giggity on Apr 21, 2009 12:52 PM EDT reply actions
Did the officer also cite him for “getiing all uppity” and “not knowing his place”?
by Kerwin4two on Apr 21, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions
He wasn’t even DWB, that was simply “listening to music while black”
How much you want to bet that if Powe had George Jones on the stereo, the both of them would’ve gotten a warning, at most.
by MikeLew on Apr 21, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions
As nobody got killed, committed suicide or suffered some strange personal tragedy, it doesn’t sound like Pinter. However, worthy of the late Larry Brown or Beth Henley for comedic effect.
EN-RICKEY – HE FAST!!!!
by yoyofutbawl on Apr 21, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions
@21
Or Dave Matthews Band, maybe even Slighty Stoopid, cause guys who listen to that are way mellowed out and pose no threat to society whatsoever.
Chances are, it was NWA ‘s"Fawk the Police" or Ice T’s"Cop Killa" that got the wrong attention from the Po-Po. As long as no one got tazered, I gotta say, today was a good day.
All I know is, this type of behavior didnt exist with the players during Coach O’s reign.
It existed with the Coaches-could someone verify the urban legend of Coach O vs Coach Rader in UFC 70 slamfest in a hotel room a few years back? KTHXBAI
And why arent the police taken care of by now? Ole Miss is winning, dammit, and we dont need no stinking badges messing it up.
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 21, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions
Thank Christ for Ole Miss, the SEC and the South in general. Keep it coming boys!
by oaklandbear on Apr 21, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
Ole Miss = Harvard of the South???
Powe was just mad at the cops for knocking over his box of crayons. "I gots you Zachary White… Couach Nutt gonna get mees some mo crayons tomorrows.
by ihasmeacrayon on Apr 21, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions
shunning face – that’s a new participle for y’alls and you’ns to add to your collection. Sounds like some tortured piece of PC doublespeak or maybe something required to master the weirding way. But I’m pretty sure Enricky’s shunface is less gossip girl and more I’m-going-to-kick-your-ass-and-get-away-with-it.
by haveagreatday on Apr 21, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions
Can’t read my,
Can’t read my
No he can’t read my shunning face
(Cops got me like nobody)
Can’t read my
Can’t read my
No he can’t read my shunning face
(Cops got me like nobody)
S-s-s-s-shunning face, s-s-s-s-s-shunning face
(Mum mum mum mah)
S-s-s-s-shunning face,s-s-s-s-shunning
(Mum mum mum mah)
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 21, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions
Gossip Girl AND college football arrests in one post? I’ve died and gone to heaven.
Truly, you had me at Blair Waldorf.
by Tailgate Shogun on Apr 21, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
Gossip Girl reference is one thing, but the Lady Ga Ga parody puts this over the edge into…shit I don’t know what.
by the ex-croominator on Apr 22, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
The Poker Face parody has tears streaming down my face. Thanks you, Mr. Pelican Pants, you tha man……..
by Ostateman on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 AM EDT reply actions
How did the cop NOT cite him for “Actin’ a fool”? Surely, that’s not legal in MS…
by GTJacket on Apr 22, 2009 10:14 AM EDT reply actions
What is funnier than them getting a citation, is if Jerrell Powe wrote the officers name down to remember it, he wouldnt be able to read it later…….
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 22, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions
powe actually couldnt read until his sophmore year i shit you not
by Martin on Apr 25, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions
Nice racist over-undertones haveaniceday and igotmeacrayon. What did guys like you do before anonymous internet posting was available. The early 90s must have been very bleak.
by Russell on Apr 30, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions
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