SOUTHERN MISS HAD A FUN SPRING GAME

Why do I feel like I am the one just back from Vegas and hallucinating?

That’s truly some amazing audio, right there.

Here’s the Cliff Notes of what Orson didn’t cover:
    
Carly is hotter than Victoria…even without makeup
    Shane is gay
    Condoms are for losers
    Most dicks don’t fit in coke bottles
    John and Lance spent their airtime scoping chicks in the crowd…probably a good choice if your forced to watch USM football…but Jack not so much
    There is sandpaper shit paper in the bathroom at USM
    Dollar General TP is worst
    Jude Law is a fag
    Some girl named MJ gave a BJ to the drummer for Saving Abel

Here’s the Cliff Notes of what Orson didn’t cover:
    
Carly is hotter than Victoria…even without makeup
    Shane is gay
    Condoms are for losers
    Most dicks don’t fit in coke bottles
    John and Lance spent their airtime scoping chicks in the crowd…probably a good choice if your forced to watch USM football…but Jack not so much
    There is sandpaper shit paper in the bathroom at USM
    Dollar General TP is worst
    Jude Law is a fag
    Some girl named MJ gave a BJ to the drummer for Saving Abel

Surprisingly more rousing banter than the “THEY LOOK REAL GOOD!” “GREG’S INTERCEPTIONS WEREN’T THAT BAD!” “GET THAT TENNESSEE FAN!” and “11-1! 11-1!” I heard at the Bama spring game.

Southern Miss, home of the south’s best and brightest. Then again how many people were actually listening to this live?

Another thing not covered: The obvious lack of sexual education in Mississippi since pulling out seems to be the prefered method of birth control…

I’m shocked. Shocked that the audio didn’t contain one “giggety.”

I can see the dissertation now: “Your Standards are Inhumane: Southern Male Sexuality at the Turn of the Century”

Larry Blakeney, owner of Blakeney Communications in Laurel, said those participating in the conversation were part-time employees and college students.

“They have been pulled off all Southern Miss broadcast and production,” he said.

How much better would that quote be if Larry had said they had been pulled “out”?

The smartest thing Larry Fedora ever did was bail on moRon Douchebag Zook back in 2004 and head for Oklahoma State, instead of keeping hiswagon hitched to an idiot and a loser.

And Southern Miss? Gave cyberspace an infamous pic of Brett Favre trucking a pair of jorts on Draft Day way back when.

Not just Brett in jorts…but his supporters in airbrushed t-shirts.

Trash-tastic!

http://www.chatterbalks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/brettfavredraftday6.jpg

Keep in mind, these are not representatives of the University of Southern Mississippi. These are representatives of the Blakeney Communications, Specifically, the son of the owners of Blakeney communications and his dumb ass friends.

The owners of the company met with the Southern Miss AD, representatives of ISP, and from what I understand, the President of the University – Dr. Martha Saunders. Those responsible will likely be fired, and depending on how the contract between USM and ISP is structured, the University may look to replace ISP as the University’s sports communications provider.

Oh wait…just noticed there is also a gun hanging on the wall.

Sweet.

@ 11

Yes, that is what everyone will take from this incident. That, in no way do the announcers at the Southern Miss spring game have any association or connection to Southern Miss.

Everyone has already forgotten Larry Blakeney’s name, unless they are Troy fans.

It is problematic that our brethren continue to make the argument against us.

Anybody want to explain how/why the head coach of Troy University’s football team is running a media company that is broadcasting football from another school? Ethical problems or conflict of interest at all?

Unless it’s just a different guy with the same name. D’oh.

@10

You could caption that picture
“Everybody in this room is getting a new Trailer! Double Wide!”

This was of course, before his Wrangler endorsement deal. Cutoff Levi 501’s was all the rage back in 1991.
Of course his legend started here:
After high school, Southern Mississippi offered Favre a scholarship (the only one he received). Southern Miss wanted him to play defensive back but Favre wanted to play quarterback instead. Favre began his freshman year as the seventh–string quarterback and took over the starting position in the second half of the third game of the year against Tulane on September 19, 1987. Favre, despite suffering a HANGOVER from the night before( he literally walked in off the dance floor, showered, and suited up….his reasoning?Why in the hell would I have to play, I’m 7th string! Lets party!) and vomiting during warm-ups, led the Golden Eagles to a come-from-behind victory with two touchdown passes………..and so it began…..

Sounds like bad porn DVD commentary.

makes me wonder if the whole football team has a total of 46 chromosomes!! inbreeding is alive and well in the southe.

The dude who said Shane was gay needs a blowjob from a dude.

The link to the recording is dead, does anyone else know where I can listen to the recorded broadcast?

I live in hattiesburg, mississippi and i’m sad to say that i missed this live broadcast… i normally catch the games on rock 104.5 but i guess i crapped out on this one. Anyway i’m rather upset because i really want to hear this stuff and it appears that the file was yanked off of the site. someone let me know something!!!! stevenjsan@comcast.net