ONCE MORE, MINGOVIANS
The very gates of Vienna are ahead of us, ripe for the taking! Let us show the Ottoman the proper way to storm a city; lend me thy steel, and stand for Mingovia and all she stands for in our final contest against Iris Macadangdang, the Filipina temptress brought to test Mingo’s resolve and well-known weakness for Adobo-scented females! Oh, they picked their bullets well, but the ordnance that can pierce the hide of a determined Mingovia has yet to be devised.
Vote here. No link reloading. (COUGH COUGH Tennessee COUGH.) Mingo needs no cheating to win…only the love of his devoted charges as manifested in clicks of the bubble next to his exalted name.
THE STEAMPUNK EMPEROR WILL TRIUMPH. Mark these words. He will prevail, and then tour his newly conquered lands tossing the finest fruits and breads from his dirigible palacefort.
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Signal to Noise says:
Filipino ladies would be our Emperor’s own personal Waterloo?
WE WILL BE STRONG AND RESOLUTE IN OUR SUPPORT. HAIL MINGOVIA!
April 20th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
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The Tusk says:
Macadangdang sounds like something Coach Giggity would say. Not the confident, steely glare/pointing with a thumb Coach Giggity but the dejected, watching-the-ball-floating-just-over-the-crossbar-in-yet-another-last-minute-loss Coach Giggity.
The kick is up, it’s long enough, it’s straight enough…
Aw, Macadangdang
April 20th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
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MP says:
There’s some extra reason for a few other Big Ten football fans to vote for Master Mingo; nobody likes seeing a UM grad win anything (outside of Michigan). HAIL MINGOVIA.
April 20th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
When faced with the tough choice of a Michigan grad or an SEC/LSU signee, I have to ask,, what would Orson do? Well Orson would vote for Mingo, and I did too. At least I have the good feeling of beating Michigan again.
April 20th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
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Rimbo says:
Egad. Iris Macadangdang is starting to close the gap. UNITE MINGOVIANS!
April 20th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
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JD4AU says:
No votes cast yet in Montana, Alaska or Hawaii. C’mon people. Freedom is free.
April 20th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
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JD4AU says:
@6 – Freedom ISN’T Free …. or is it?
April 20th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
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softbatch says:
Carve the above picture of our Emperor onto Stone Mountain.
April 20th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
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Vandy J says:
MINGOVIANS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN THIBODEAUX!!!!
April 20th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
I just broke the tie. It’s 1665 for Mingo, and 1664 for Iris. C’mon folks, we need your help!
April 20th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
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Walter Sobchak says:
God DAMN IT! [echoes]
April 20th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
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SC_Gator says:
Damn it, the wench is in the lead!
April 20th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
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John says:
Big 10 country is big on the Filipina, The SEC is huge on Barkevious and the ACC likes him too. The Pac 10 and the Big 12 are split.
April 20th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
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Scotty says:
We must rally! This is neck and neck, how is this even possible? I fear the consequences of a Mingovian loss.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
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SpartanDan says:
Mingo trails by 23 after my vote. Get to the polls, people!
April 20th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
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Running Joe Rides Again says:
Let’s go Mingovians! The battle is deadlocked and I fear the consquences from our Emperor if we fail him!
April 21st, 2009 at 12:15 am
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JediBendu says:
Dammit to Hell, CA! Macadangdang? May The Great Mingo have mercy the souls not voting for The Great Mingo.
April 21st, 2009 at 12:40 am
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Running Joe Rides Again says:
Crap! I just noticed the basic plagrization of Scotty’s comment that I made. May our Emperor show pity on me.
April 21st, 2009 at 3:54 am
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The Hokie Abides says:
As a voting member of the ACC, I cast my ballot for our super cool leader: Mingo
April 21st, 2009 at 5:55 am
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Boozy McHound says:
Mingo the Merciless has fallen 25 votes behind.
We must be resolute in our clicking for our Glorious Overlord!
Click you miniscule minions of the Mingo for his reign shall not be broken!
April 21st, 2009 at 6:17 am
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WarChiziken says:
I lay down my mouseclick for my emporer
All Hail Mingo!!
April 21st, 2009 at 7:18 am
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WarChiziken says:
Who in hell would have thought that someone in Rhode Island actually reads these blogs, much less cares enough to vote? Has anyone ever actually seen a RI football team?
April 21st, 2009 at 7:26 am
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Bull-ogna says:
Mingo is up 20 as of right now this morning.
2591 to 2571
tight race
April 21st, 2009 at 7:55 am
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CincySooner says:
This Mingovian has taken position on the banks of the Ohio River. The Buckeye State currently rests under the nefarious rule of Macdangdang, but we shall reclaim this land for our Emperor.
Come Mingovians of Ohio!! Let us organize our guerrilla resistance and expell the Wolverine despot from our lands!! Take back the northern banks of the Ohio River!! Drive the interlopers north through the Columbus wastelands!! Onward!! They shall flee through the streets of Toledo; shattering like so much plate glass on pavement!! Press them!! Throw them into Lake Erie!! Purge this land of Maize and Blue, that we may realize the dream of derigible-filled skies for our children!! Onward Mingovia!!!
April 21st, 2009 at 8:02 am
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The Tusk says:
WarChiziken@22 – people sometimes move for those things called jobs, even to absolute shitholes like Rhode Island.
April 21st, 2009 at 8:31 am
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JIMatUA says:
Macadangdang may have my heart….but Emperor Mingo has my vote.
Barkevious is up 3026 to 2887.
April 21st, 2009 at 11:00 am
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Hef says:
@JD4AU: You’re right, freedom isn’t free…it costs a buck o’five. ALL HAIL MINGOVIA!!!
April 21st, 2009 at 1:33 pm