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ONCE MORE, MINGOVIANS

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The very gates of Vienna are ahead of us, ripe for the taking! Let us show the Ottoman the proper way to storm a city; lend me thy steel, and stand for Mingovia and all she stands for in our final contest against Iris Macadangdang, the Filipina temptress brought to test Mingo's resolve and well-known weakness for Adobo-scented females! Oh, they picked their bullets well, but the ordnance that can pierce the hide of a determined Mingovia has yet to be devised.

Vote here. No link reloading. (COUGH COUGH Tennessee COUGH.) Mingo needs no cheating to win...only the love of his devoted charges as manifested in clicks of the bubble next to his exalted name.

THE STEAMPUNK EMPEROR WILL TRIUMPH. Mark these words. He will prevail, and then tour his newly conquered lands tossing the finest fruits and breads from his dirigible palacefort.

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Filipino ladies would be our Emperor’s own personal Waterloo?

WE WILL BE STRONG AND RESOLUTE IN OUR SUPPORT. HAIL MINGOVIA!

by Signal to Noise on Apr 20, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Macadangdang sounds like something Coach Giggity would say. Not the confident, steely glare/pointing with a thumb Coach Giggity but the dejected, watching-the-ball-floating-just-over-the-crossbar-in-yet-another-last-minute-loss Coach Giggity.

The kick is up, it’s long enough, it’s straight enough…

Aw, Macadangdang

by The Tusk on Apr 20, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s some extra reason for a few other Big Ten football fans to vote for Master Mingo; nobody likes seeing a UM grad win anything (outside of Michigan). HAIL MINGOVIA.

by MP on Apr 20, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

When faced with the tough choice of a Michigan grad or an SEC/LSU signee, I have to ask,, what would Orson do? Well Orson would vote for Mingo, and I did too. At least I have the good feeling of beating Michigan again.

by Crabapple Buck on Apr 20, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Egad. Iris Macadangdang is starting to close the gap. UNITE MINGOVIANS!

by Rimbo on Apr 20, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

No votes cast yet in Montana, Alaska or Hawaii. C’mon people. Freedom is free.

by JD4AU on Apr 20, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

@6 – Freedom ISN’T Free …. or is it?

by JD4AU on Apr 20, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Carve the above picture of our Emperor onto Stone Mountain.

by softbatch on Apr 20, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

MINGOVIANS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN THIBODEAUX!!!!

by Vandy J on Apr 20, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I just broke the tie. It’s 1665 for Mingo, and 1664 for Iris. C’mon folks, we need your help!

by Geaux Irish on Apr 20, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

God DAMN IT! [echoes]

by Walter Sobchak on Apr 20, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it, the wench is in the lead!

by SC_Gator on Apr 20, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Big 10 country is big on the Filipina, The SEC is huge on Barkevious and the ACC likes him too. The Pac 10 and the Big 12 are split.

by John on Apr 20, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

We must rally! This is neck and neck, how is this even possible? I fear the consequences of a Mingovian loss.

by Scotty on Apr 20, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Mingo trails by 23 after my vote. Get to the polls, people!

by SpartanDan on Apr 21, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Let’s go Mingovians! The battle is deadlocked and I fear the consquences from our Emperor if we fail him!

by Running Joe Rides Again on Apr 21, 2009 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Dammit to Hell, CA! Macadangdang? May The Great Mingo have mercy the souls not voting for The Great Mingo.

by JediBendu on Apr 21, 2009 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Crap! I just noticed the basic plagrization of Scotty’s comment that I made. May our Emperor show pity on me.

by Running Joe Rides Again on Apr 21, 2009 4:54 AM EDT reply actions  

As a voting member of the ACC, I cast my ballot for our super cool leader: Mingo

by The Hokie Abides on Apr 21, 2009 6:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Mingo the Merciless has fallen 25 votes behind.
We must be resolute in our clicking for our Glorious Overlord!
Click you miniscule minions of the Mingo for his reign shall not be broken!

by Boozy McHound on Apr 21, 2009 7:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I lay down my mouseclick for my emporer

All Hail Mingo!!

by WarChiziken on Apr 21, 2009 8:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Who in hell would have thought that someone in Rhode Island actually reads these blogs, much less cares enough to vote? Has anyone ever actually seen a RI football team?

by WarChiziken on Apr 21, 2009 8:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Mingo is up 20 as of right now this morning.

2591 to 2571

tight race

by Bull-ogna on Apr 21, 2009 8:55 AM EDT reply actions  

This Mingovian has taken position on the banks of the Ohio River. The Buckeye State currently rests under the nefarious rule of Macdangdang, but we shall reclaim this land for our Emperor.

Come Mingovians of Ohio!! Let us organize our guerrilla resistance and expell the Wolverine despot from our lands!! Take back the northern banks of the Ohio River!! Drive the interlopers north through the Columbus wastelands!! Onward!! They shall flee through the streets of Toledo; shattering like so much plate glass on pavement!! Press them!! Throw them into Lake Erie!! Purge this land of Maize and Blue, that we may realize the dream of derigible-filled skies for our children!! Onward Mingovia!!!

by CincySooner on Apr 21, 2009 9:02 AM EDT reply actions  

WarChiziken@22 – people sometimes move for those things called jobs, even to absolute shitholes like Rhode Island.

by The Tusk on Apr 21, 2009 9:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Macadangdang may have my heart….but Emperor Mingo has my vote.

Barkevious is up 3026 to 2887.

by JIMatUA on Apr 21, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions  

@JD4AU: You’re right, freedom isn’t free…it costs a buck o’five. ALL HAIL MINGOVIA!!!

by Hef on Apr 21, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

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