MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: MATTHEW WILDER
by Orson on Apr 15, 2009 4:36 PM EDT
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PrintThe Mustache Wednesday Mustache of the Day cannot have-a his stride broken, and had this crazy dream where he went to China to have someone do his laundry and have that thing--my God, whatever that is--removed from his face. Mustache, ho! One-hit wonder Matthew Wilder is our Mustache of the Day
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
If you wonder whether people who had 80s trouble with their hair ever solved it, the sad answer in Wilder's case is no. See it in all of its glory, and framed by dancers in extremely regrettable costumes, after the jump.
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That song truly was three-keyboards and a synth-guitar awesome!!!
by Dawgfish on Apr 15, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions
So many things to enjoy there starting with the backup dancers and their interpretive style. When he sings “run away”, well, thats exactly what they pretend to do. But my absolute favorite thing was the brief intermission provided by our hostess. She does a liesurely version of the white man dance all while having a chat with us.
God Bless the 80’s. I miss them so much!
by SuperNintendoChalmers on Apr 15, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions
If he looked like that today, he’d be considered a porn star or a star on “To Catch a Predator”
by Todd on Apr 15, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions
It’s appropriate I was reminded of that song here. That brings back fuzzy memories of watching highlights of Ken Clark set to that tune on Husker Highlights circa 1987 or thereabouts. Happy mustache Wednesday indeed, motherfuckers.
by twogreattastes on Apr 15, 2009 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
Any chance Matthew knew he was gay back then?
+1 for the guts to rock leather pants.
by NativeSon on Apr 15, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions
Was he in the revolution? He could have been the guy in scrubs.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2293/2069293883_7ffb3332fb.jpg?v=0
by InScoresofOtherGames on Apr 15, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions
Kiper’s got this guy going in the third round of his genocidal madman draft.
by DevilGrad on Apr 15, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen, the Solid Motherfuckin’ Gold Dancers!
by Never Saw Molly Hatchet on Apr 15, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
A song with less word variation than Boomer Sooner. Truly amazing.
by HeadThief on Apr 15, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
An 80’s pantomime performance with an out-of-sync voice track to end the day?
Jeezus, take me NOW.
by NRBQ on Apr 15, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
Oh dear, this was a favorite song of mine, when I was young and didn’t know what this guy looked like. Now I won’t possibly forget. Thanks….
by Boatdrinks on Apr 16, 2009 8:07 AM EDT reply actions
Somebody’s been watching “Top 100 One Hit Wonders of the 80s” on VH1 Classic (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
by fresh on Apr 16, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
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