MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: MATTHEW WILDER
The Mustache Wednesday Mustache of the Day cannot have-a his stride broken, and had this crazy dream where he went to China to have someone do his laundry and have that thing–my God, whatever that is–removed from his face. Mustache, ho! One-hit wonder Matthew Wilder is our Mustache of the Day
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
If you wonder whether people who had 80s trouble with their hair ever solved it, the sad answer in Wilder’s case is no. See it in all of its glory, and framed by dancers in extremely regrettable costumes, after the jump.
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Dawgfish says:
That song truly was three-keyboards and a synth-guitar awesome!!!
April 15th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
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SuperNintendoChalmers says:
So many things to enjoy there starting with the backup dancers and their interpretive style. When he sings “run away”, well, thats exactly what they pretend to do. But my absolute favorite thing was the brief intermission provided by our hostess. She does a liesurely version of the white man dance all while having a chat with us.
God Bless the 80’s. I miss them so much!
April 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
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Todd says:
If he looked like that today, he’d be considered a porn star or a star on “To Catch a Predator”
April 15th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
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twogreattastes says:
It’s appropriate I was reminded of that song here. That brings back fuzzy memories of watching highlights of Ken Clark set to that tune on Husker Highlights circa 1987 or thereabouts. Happy mustache Wednesday indeed, motherfuckers.
April 15th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
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NativeSon says:
Any chance Matthew knew he was gay back then?
+1 for the guts to rock leather pants.
April 15th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
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InScoresofOtherGames says:
Was he in the revolution? He could have been the guy in scrubs.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2293/2069293883_7ffb3332fb.jpg?v=0
April 15th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
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DevilGrad says:
Kiper’s got this guy going in the third round of his genocidal madman draft.
April 15th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
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Never Saw Molly Hatchet says:
Ladies and gentlemen, the Solid Motherfuckin’ Gold Dancers!
April 15th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
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HeadThief says:
A song with less word variation than Boomer Sooner. Truly amazing.
April 15th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
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NRBQ says:
An 80’s pantomime performance with an out-of-sync voice track to end the day?
Jeezus, take me NOW.
April 15th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
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Boatdrinks says:
Oh dear, this was a favorite song of mine, when I was young and didn’t know what this guy looked like. Now I won’t possibly forget. Thanks….
April 16th, 2009 at 7:07 am
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fresh says:
Somebody’s been watching “Top 100 One Hit Wonders of the 80s” on VH1 Classic (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
April 16th, 2009 at 7:15 pm