ERIN ANDREWS TO BE STALKED IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
by Orson on Apr 15, 2009 2:36 PM EDT
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PrintOn-Screen options: Press Y for team celebration/Go join the mascot to celebrate!/Press B to stalk sideline reporter.
Erin Andrews will join the cast of NCAA '10 for this year's edition of the game that effectively spelled the end of our personal growth and development as a human several years ago. (Let's be frank: it was scheduled for cancellation anyway.) She will do the sideline work in the game, and will be featured in a major mode in the game.
What that mode will be is unspecified, but if you're thinking something along the lines of "Boonga Boonga," you're a terrible, sick person who needs some sunlight. You also will not be able to grind up behind her like Rey Maualuga did, though if you could in the game, an extra real bonus would be Rey vomiting up a six pack on her shoulder in celebration. [/superparanoiddraftguys!]
And now for the requisite page-whoring of typing Erin Andrews' name twelve times in a row:
ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS ERIN ANDREWS .
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Will you be able to share a flirtatious, unspoken bond with her a la Pat White?
by paco on Apr 15, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions
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I thought Erin was bonding with Andre Ware.
by yoyofutbawl on Apr 15, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions
What button do I push to hit Brent Musburger with a chair?
by Counter Trap on Apr 15, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, yoyo…I remember it to be Andre Ware…if only it were that easy…
\(heavy panting)
by sb on Apr 15, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions
Why yes, Erin Andrews, I would like some HOT COFFEE
by Grimey on Apr 15, 2009 4:29 PM EDT reply actions
Does it make me a bad person to keep reversing the video to 0:33 where she talks about getting jacked?
by Flatlander on Apr 15, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions
@5:
+1 Hillary Clinton condemnation
by THETexasStateUniversity on Apr 15, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
One of these years they need to work in the non sequitur stylings of Mike Patrick, Gary Danielson, and of course Dr. Lou.
And I would also like the “whack Musberger with a folding chair” button.
by JD on Apr 15, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
I think they should set it up to where all Big 10 games are called by Pam Ward. It’s their punishment for being a shitty conference.
by JimHalpert on Apr 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
@JimHalpert:
i totally agree, and would suggest that Lou Holtz accompany her in the booth. "It’sh Bill and Mary—they put their pantsh on jush like WE do!
This nightmare-inducing scenario brought to you by mixing espresso and booze…
by tomcat on Apr 16, 2009 2:00 AM EDT reply actions
Upon further review, I don’t think Erin is wearing any makeup in that video. AND SHE STILL LOOKS FUCKING GREAT.
by JD on Apr 16, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions
Well then EA needs to add some GTA-style behavior for Ms. Andrews on the sidelines….I’d pay for that….
by DrB on Apr 16, 2009 12:45 PM EDT reply actions
@7
You just get jacked! You just get so excited!
by TrevJo on Apr 17, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions
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