Doc Saturday insists his choice of Kentucky football dance videos is more “Warholian,” but we were seduced from the minute the “More You Know” starburst effect flew across the page.

The addition of multi-armed Vishnu dancing is really just gravy. These masterworks are the work of Wildcat running back Moncell Allen, whose MySpace page confirms our suspicions of Allen’s genius. There are nine videos, and all are immortal works of genius to be emulated for generations to come. Miss them at the risk of making your life a poor, barren place devoid of love or imagination.