NO ONE'S SAMPLED "ZOMBIE" YET?

by Orson on Apr 13, 2009 12:14 PM EDT

Penn State is having their "PSU Fan Rap Contest," meaning they want Penn State fans and students to submit their own original compositions honoring Nittany Lion football. If you've watched Snowman's video embedded above, you know that the contest is a foregone conclusion. (Hot finger snappin' death: he's got enough to go 'round, h8ers. SNAP. DIE.)

The best two aren't actually bad. There's Kake, who tells you he's a rapper by drinking grape soda on camera, and Intrepid, who has the best balance of being task-focused (raps about PSU and gets the theme) and says of Joe Paterno: "dude's been in more bowls than a spoon," which is a cocktail-worthy line in any work. Neither of them snap semi-rhythmically, though, and that's what's gonna cost them in the end.

No one has taken advantage of the obvious "Zombie" sample, yet, but we encourage those who would like to do this to go ahead and do it. If you dress up as Joe Paterno and eat people dressed up as Jim Tressel and Patrick Fitzgerald, we'll throw the full weight of our voting bloc behind your submission. Doubt the electoral power of Mingovia at your own risk, auslander.

(HT: BSD)

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Mingovia rolls mad deep son.

by MrRedDevil on Apr 13, 2009 12:20 PM EDT reply actions

the first two years were just awful. like “walking on your mom taking a dump” awful.

but sure, bring out the third. clearly it’s a fan favorite.

by jd on Apr 13, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions

What, no “There’s a Zombie on your lawn”?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ&fmt=18

by Not You on Apr 13, 2009 12:48 PM EDT reply actions

That was just awful.

by Touchdown74 on Apr 13, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions

God damn it! I think it’s too late to get in.

I would have brought Gunpowder Jones into this!

www.myspace.com/gunpowderjones

This was right up my alley. PSU fan. Competition sucks on pube-covered balls. Damn it.

by SL22 on Apr 13, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions

You know you’re white when you can’t even stay on rhythm of your own beat… Or were the snaps just for “flair?”

by One And Done on Apr 13, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions

Orson, you owe me your first born for making me vote against ’Cristal Methany"…

What is it about Crystal Meth that makes it comedic gold?

by ahahah on Apr 13, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions

“What is it about Crystal Meth that makes it comedic gold?”

I’m thinking it’s the psuedoephedrine.

by SL22 on Apr 13, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions

Are you referring to Zombie Nation or the wonky song Aquafresh by Dubstep artist Zomby that was written up in the Guardian a few months back:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2009/mar/05/wonky-ketamine-dubstep-zomby

by trza on Apr 13, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions