Comments on: MINGOVIANS! TO THE FRONT!

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:50:43 +0000

Niedermayer…….DEAD.
Dean Wormer……DEAD.
Nutritious Love……DEAD.

Mingo The Merciless will triumph. And accept a congratulatory BJ from Miss Love.

By: Screw you

Screw you — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:29:13 +0000

Nutritious Love is far superior in every way, except 40 time.
Nutritious Love will triumph, Barkevious will bow to her before the week is over.

By: Harris

Harris — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:54:04 +0000

Velvet Milkman will be tough competition and Nutritious Love is no slouch. Rise, Mingovians. Show them the bloody fate of all those who would dare challenge Mingovia and her Ruthless Leader.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:53:20 +0000

As of 8:52 AM EDT, it is Ming the Merciless with 58% of the votes. Nutritious Love will be tough, Mingovians.

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:21:19 +0000

The Mingo/Love matchup is for the championship. I’m not impressed by anything coming out of the other side of the bracket.

By: Natijacket

Natijacket — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 09:43:45 +0000

Crystal Metheny was the last real challange. Final four:

No. 4 Barkevious Mingo v. No. 2 Nutritious Love

No. 8 Velvet Milkman v. No. 1 Iris Macadangdang

Barkevious Mingo will triumph!

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 07:45:55 +0000

I think polling doesn’t close until Tuesday night, so folks, make sure you get in there on Tuesday!

By: Mingovian commoner

Mingovian commoner — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:13:53 +0000

He’s in! Final Four match against Nutritious Love…MINGOVIANS UNITE!

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:40:53 +0000

Latest update from Chicago at 9:40pm ET on Monday night:

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No. 4 Barkevious Mingo
53% 1771 votes

No. 7 Crystal Metheny
47% 1559 votes

Total Votes : 3330
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By: Tim

Tim — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:22:19 +0000

I agree with the analyst that said Crystal Metheny is funny the first time you read it and laugh like a frat boy, but Barkevious Mingo has a lot of staying power, charm, and wit.

By: CookielessMingovianMonster

CookielessMingovianMonster — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 22:28:58 +0000

SLAY THIS FOUL WENCH BY FREEING THY INTERNET OF chocolate-chipped TREATS AND REFRESH THOU INTERNET until CRYSTAL’S ice pipe is SMASHED into the pavement as if DOG himself had found it!

By: ColRebsLastBreath

ColRebsLastBreath — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 22:01:22 +0000

And @ 5:00 back in the lead. Amazing what Mingovia can accomplish in 15 minutes time.

By: ColRebsLastBreath

ColRebsLastBreath — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:50:40 +0000

Down @ 4:45, tied @ 4:50, the comeback has begun. By my count it is around 2 votes a second right now, that just by hitting refresh every second and seeing how many votes the total goes up.

By: Jesus

Jesus — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:49:48 +0000

All these proles from Washington voting for the lowly “Crystal Metheny” fail to realize that the dumb hick’s last name is pronounced (Mih-Thee-Nee,) voiding it of any comedic value what-so-ever. She’s just someone named “Crystal,” which is more sad than anything.

Tell your friends, co-workers and even strangers on the street to vote for Mingovia.