Once more into the breach, for Mingovia is under attack! Vote early, vote often, and stave off the ravages of Crystal Metheny, who deserves neither your pity nor your vote! GO MINGOVIANS! THE WALLS OF OUR FAIR KINGDOM SHAKE WITH THE BRAVE SACRIFICES OF YOUR PRODUCTIVE TIME!!!
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Jesus says:
All these proles from Washington voting for the lowly “Crystal Metheny” fail to realize that the dumb hick’s last name is pronounced (Mih-Thee-Nee,) voiding it of any comedic value what-so-ever. She’s just someone named “Crystal,” which is more sad than anything.
Tell your friends, co-workers and even strangers on the street to vote for Mingovia.
April 13th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
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ColRebsLastBreath says:
Down @ 4:45, tied @ 4:50, the comeback has begun. By my count it is around 2 votes a second right now, that just by hitting refresh every second and seeing how many votes the total goes up.
April 13th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
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ColRebsLastBreath says:
And @ 5:00 back in the lead. Amazing what Mingovia can accomplish in 15 minutes time.
April 13th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
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CookielessMingovianMonster says:
SLAY THIS FOUL WENCH BY FREEING THY INTERNET OF chocolate-chipped TREATS AND REFRESH THOU INTERNET until CRYSTAL’S ice pipe is SMASHED into the pavement as if DOG himself had found it!
April 13th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
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Tim says:
I agree with the analyst that said Crystal Metheny is funny the first time you read it and laugh like a frat boy, but Barkevious Mingo has a lot of staying power, charm, and wit.
April 13th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
Latest update from Chicago at 9:40pm ET on Monday night:
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No. 4 Barkevious Mingo
53% 1771 votes
No. 7 Crystal Metheny
47% 1559 votes
Total Votes : 3330
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April 13th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
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Mingovian commoner says:
He’s in! Final Four match against Nutritious Love…MINGOVIANS UNITE!
April 13th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
I think polling doesn’t close until Tuesday night, so folks, make sure you get in there on Tuesday!
April 14th, 2009 at 2:45 am
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Natijacket says:
Crystal Metheny was the last real challange. Final four:
No. 4 Barkevious Mingo v. No. 2 Nutritious Love
No. 8 Velvet Milkman v. No. 1 Iris Macadangdang
Barkevious Mingo will triumph!
April 14th, 2009 at 4:43 am
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CincySooner says:
The Mingo/Love matchup is for the championship. I’m not impressed by anything coming out of the other side of the bracket.
April 14th, 2009 at 7:21 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
As of 8:52 AM EDT, it is Ming the Merciless with 58% of the votes. Nutritious Love will be tough, Mingovians.
April 14th, 2009 at 7:53 am
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Harris says:
Velvet Milkman will be tough competition and Nutritious Love is no slouch. Rise, Mingovians. Show them the bloody fate of all those who would dare challenge Mingovia and her Ruthless Leader.
April 14th, 2009 at 8:54 am
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Screw you says:
Nutritious Love is far superior in every way, except 40 time.
Nutritious Love will triumph, Barkevious will bow to her before the week is over.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:29 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
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Niedermayer…….DEAD.
Dean Wormer……DEAD.
Nutritious Love……DEAD.
Mingo The Merciless will triumph. And accept a congratulatory BJ from Miss Love.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:50 am