WE HAVE AN EXCITING NEW OFFER OF AWKWARD FOR YOU

by Orson on Apr 10, 2009 1:16 PM EDT

Peyton Manning finally met Lane Kiffin. As Clay points out in his dialogue between the two, the meeting appeared to take place in one of Saddam's palaces, or perhaps in David Bowman's final room at the end of the universe from 2001.

There has been no picture of Kiffykins and Fulmer together, as the two have "missed each other" and haven't had time to sit down and stare blankly at each other yet. (Awkward rating: somewhere above "discussing pregnancy with your wife's real babydaddy in a legal setting, somewhere below "meeting the man who murdered your parents.")

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Is it just me, or does this look like an awkward blind date photo? Kiffin has that bashful grin, but Peyton looks like he’s thinking “I knew better when they told me she had a great personality.”

by Kyrana on Apr 10, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions

That was nice of Peyton to take a picture with the Sigma Chi rush chairman.

by OhioDawg on Apr 10, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions

Somehow that picture reminds me of the SNL United Way commercial Peyton did. I can see him yelling at Kiffykins “Why is the door open?!”

by WarCardinals on Apr 10, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions

I can here it now:

Kiffin: Man! it’s really nice to meet you… that was some game you played in the Superbowl a year ago…

Peyton: ….well, that wasn’t me, that was my…

Kiffin: And you dad!! He was really a fantastic quarterback! Didn’t he win all kinds of awards when he played for OleMiss? Boy oh boy he beat that Florida team like a rented mule when he was playing…

Peyton: …yeah he did…

Kiffin: man, I tell you I hear your name so often around here… mostly when they say “won the national championship the year after” but it does come up so often in conversations….

by WarChiziken on Apr 10, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions

This is what its like when giant baby heads collide!!!

by squibby on Apr 10, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions

Now THIS is creepy: I made the suggestion that Coach Johnson should have been modeled after Dave Bowman BEFORE I read this article.

How weird is that?

by An 'eer with a Beer on Apr 10, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions

What brothel in Knoxville was this photo taken? Maybe a funeral parlor? Picking out caskets for after the Florida game?
I feel Peytons medulla oblongata is still growing and is now on some sort of telepathic level……reading defensive coordinators every thought….
Peyton: You like fishdicks?
Kiffen: Fishsticks? You bet.
Peyton: You like fishdicks, in your mouth?
Kiffen: Hell yeah!
Peyton: What are you, a gay fish? Hahahahahah!

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 11, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions