IN WHICH WE GET CHOKED OUT

by Orson on Apr 10, 2009 12:18 PM EDT

If you'd like to see us tap out, there's plenty of hot choking action here. Sure, it's about ten minutes of action condensed into one, but we looked just as bad getting into submission holds as we looked succumbing to them.

Also, we wrote this up, because it is the greatest video ever in the history of videos featuring dudes with mullets getting KTFO'd, and because it teaches us all a valuable lesson about the importance of not getting punched in the head.

OHHHHH, Monsieur.

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Sporting News must have some baller health insurance for you. Great fucking article and even better video. My best friend in high school was a state champ in wrestling in the smaller weight division. Getting choked the hell out by someone half your size is fucking unnerving and scary.

by BurritoBrosShits on Apr 10, 2009 12:35 PM EDT reply actions

Was that Kenny Powers (also from Shelby) before he hit the big leagues or after? I don’t think that dude could do 10 push-ups or sit-ups if his mullet depended on it.

by BKDawg on Apr 10, 2009 12:52 PM EDT reply actions

I’d laugh, but I took tang-soo doe for seven years, even earning a black belt in the process, and I’ve been in fights with superior opponents. That “I’m getting my ass beat and I can’t do a damned thing about it” is no joke.

The flabby dude with the mullet, though. I’ll laugh at his doughy ass all day long. The best part of that video was the announcers laughing hysterically at the poor schmuck.

by Harris on Apr 10, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions

He damn near knocked his mullet off. Would that be a KMO?

by twogreattastes on Apr 10, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions

I was wondering if we could see the replay ONE MORE TIME?!

It’s pretty obvious everyone from the announcer’s table all the way to to the production truck got a laugh out of that “bout”.

by NativeSon on Apr 10, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions

@2:

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe his “look” was the inspiration for Kenny?

by LL on Apr 10, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions

I thought it was hilarious that once he was rocked, he seemed to stare at the ground in the corner, like he was deciding if that was a good place to go ahead and fall down.

by G8R8U2 on Apr 12, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions