BIG E IN ALABAMA. PUTTIN IT DOWN. STRONG
Big E in Alabama. Broadcasting from that creepy alternate dimension from Mirrors where hot chicks in bathtubs tear their own jaws off. Droppin' it strong. Comin' with it. Strong take, Big E. Glad you're wearing the safety glasses in case the screen explodes from SHEER INTENSITY.
"For cryin' out loud, if you're gonna do it, do it raiiiight." Tim Tebow's gonna get right on that undefeated season, sir. It may get slow around the three minute mark, but bear with it. At the very end he takes off his shirt, pours a vat of Wesson oil over his naked chest, and and gives his Crimson Tide Intensity Dials a firm twisting on camera! No, he really does! ROLL DAMN TAHHHHHDE.
(HT: RCR, who hates all things Alabama because he is an Ole Miss fan. Giggi-TAH.)
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I so desperately want to believe that this man owns rare, special edition, backwards tide gear
by kancho on Apr 10, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions
“I think its gonna come down to Alabama, LSU, and Ole Miss.”- Oh Jesus this ought to be an awesome season.
by BurritoBrosShits on Apr 10, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions
bless you Orson for throwing a few logs on the fire of my hate… it had dimmed with recent travails at Auburn but this… this fanned the flames with pure oxygen and added fuel to last well into next fall
I will return to this video after each loss of Alabama this upcoming year and imagine this man crying, nay – WEEPING LIKE A BABY when his precious tahd stumbles time and again
by WarChiziken on Apr 10, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t understand why there is this crazy stereotype floating around that people in the south are lazy, dumb and backasswards. Where does it come from?
by malibujuice on Apr 10, 2009 1:52 PM EDT reply actions
WarChiziken: Crying like a baby, or you know, shooting at his son when he asks to borrow the car, or maybe shooting opposing fans with a shotgun when they happen to stop by to visit, you know the usual things that Alabama fans do when they lose.
by WhatWhat? on Apr 10, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
Where did this “Roll Damn Tide” come from? I grew up in Tuscaloosa and never once heard this. What I did hear from the few Auburn fans I knew was “War Damn Eagle”. I’ve been hearing more and more Bama fans saying this the last couple of years. THE University of Alabama ripping off the cow college? Say it ain’t so! What’s the deal Bama fans?
by inthevalley on Apr 10, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions
“…Quite a few more tools on the field for Alabama…”
Is there a new rule that allows more than 11 players on the field at once?
by Blake on Apr 10, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions
Next person to make fun of Alabama football and stereotypes gets it!(loads double barrel 12 gauge shotgun that I got outta the gun rack in my truck)
Remind me, the next time I wanna do a “Yay Alabama Youtube” to wear my welding helmet/shield.
I think this was a post from the “The Alabama Matrix”. Those sunglasses keep him disguised. Does CowboyinTn know about this? That would be a real meeting of the minds right thurrr.
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Apr 10, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions
Hey RCR,
That 45-9-2 all time record must chap that ass, huh? /Finebaum caller
[i] I sincerely hope I can find a Bobby Boucher lookalike singing “Hotty Toddy” [/i]
by CapstoneAlum on Apr 10, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions
Orson,
Maybe EDSBS should sponsor a massive YouTube search for videos of ANYone other than Alabama fans sharing their opinions on SEC football and why Bama is the best and really cool and awesome and………….lost again and………..
Is there anyboby…out there.
by NativeSon on Apr 10, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions
Blake: I think he meant “tool” as in “…someone who tries too hard. a poser” or “…one who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used…”
Native: I was wondering the same thing. Is this posting of football predictions on YouTube a Bama phenomenon? Do other fans do this? I know some Georgia fans that could make asses of themselves doing it (I tailgate with them), but it seems like the Bama illuminati have more or less cornered the market.
It’s got to be a joke, right? Why would anyone care what some jackass out in Hoover thinks about how the SEC will shake out? (Or, alternatively, some jackass in Marietta?)
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Apr 10, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions
Brilliant. He makes such prophetic statements like “Ole Miss vs. Alabama will come down to either Ole Miss stopping Alabama’s offense or Alabama stopping Ole Miss’ offense” and “Alabama has the greatest chance to repeat* their SEC West championship.”
*To the slow: they’re the only team with the capabilty of “repeating” because they’re the only team that “won” the SEC “West” last “year.”
by TheGhostofJayCutler on Apr 10, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions
I enjoy predictions this far ahead since there is nothing that can go wrong between now and when the season begins. Except for scoring in the Fulmer Memorial Cup, sprained cerebellums, or other injuries.
by Anonymous IV on Apr 10, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
I think it’s going to come down to LSU, Ole Miss, Bama, Auburn, Arkansas, or Mississippi State in the west.
by LSUKevin on Apr 10, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
What an embarrassment! The least he could do is get the names right.
by MBD on Apr 11, 2009 3:09 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah this guy is a total moron. He’s the a typical bammer fan. I started laughing too when they started with roll damn tide.. shows where the AU has been on top of the tide for so long they’re trying to join us. Crimson tide.. thats how we refer to the monthly visit my girlfriend gets, thats basically all bama will ever amount to in my mind..
I’m waiting for 3 years and no titles before the sabanator bails on em or his checks start bouncing. I mean can you guys at least get one BCS trophy .. any one BCS trophy.. Pick one.. they’re easy to get.. Ask UTAH, Ole Miss, Auburn, Texas, .. OMG genius .. Bama can play Ohio State in a crap bowl this year so they can match up with another perpetual underachiever..
by Bradg on Apr 13, 2009 1:26 PM EDT reply actions

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