YOUR LEADER CALLS ON YOU AGAIN, MINGOVIANS
Your Steampunk Emperor needs your steel to fight another perilous battle against our common foes in the NOTY bracket. This time, the heinous CRYSTAL METHENY is attempting to place her jittery, filthy hands upon the fine lapels of our greatcoat. Who knows where those hands have been: strangling a bus driver for spare change, caressing the scabby flesh of one of her fellow laudanum fiends…EMBRACING A SPANIARD, EVEN? Keep our epaulets clean, and cast a vote for BARKEVIOUS MINGO, a.k.a. SHIFT-ALT-DELICIOUS, a.k.a. THE BARON OF RENT-TO-OWN, a.k.a. BILLY OCEAN!!!
Go now, and be spared the wrath of our scourging dirigible-palaces and their hail of man-killing incendiary shrapnel-eggs! GO FORTH AND VOTE FOR MINGO, AND FOR ALL OF MINGOVIA!
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ohiodawg says:
The guys I’ve shown this to have been somehow mesmerized by the charms of Ms. Metheny. This could take down the Leader.
April 9th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
Nice to see LSUFreek’s artwork show up on the NOTY post when they announced the Elite 8 matchups (http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/2009/04/2009-noty-elite-eight.html)
Mingo’s up early, but he’ll need all of the help he can get for the long run.
April 9th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
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Chips O'Toole says:
That is a striking daguerreotype.
April 9th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
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Jesus says:
Barkevious Mingo knows no limits.
April 9th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
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spazzy mcgee says:
I’ll be honest, if it comes to it, I’m gonna vote for Iris Macadangdang
April 10th, 2009 at 2:06 am
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Tailgate Shogun says:
How does a guy named Chew Kok only get a #13 seed in this bad boy?
April 10th, 2009 at 7:25 am
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Billy From Baton Rouge says:
We shall follow you into the breach Lord Mingo!
In brightest day, in darkest night, no quarterback shall escape his might!
April 10th, 2009 at 7:46 am
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haveagreatday says:
Holly has gone all Against the Day on us. And she is to be commended. Excellent choice, m’lady.
April 10th, 2009 at 8:59 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
Mingo The Merciless will win despite all odds. Crystal Metheny be damned.
April 10th, 2009 at 10:22 am