YOUR LEADER CALLS ON YOU AGAIN, MINGOVIANS
by Orson on Apr 9, 2009 3:46 PM EDT
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Your Steampunk Emperor needs your steel to fight another perilous battle against our common foes in the NOTY bracket. This time, the heinous CRYSTAL METHENY is attempting to place her jittery, filthy hands upon the fine lapels of our greatcoat. Who knows where those hands have been: strangling a bus driver for spare change, caressing the scabby flesh of one of her fellow laudanum fiends...EMBRACING A SPANIARD, EVEN? Keep our epaulets clean, and cast a vote for BARKEVIOUS MINGO, a.k.a. SHIFT-ALT-DELICIOUS, a.k.a. THE BARON OF RENT-TO-OWN, a.k.a. BILLY OCEAN!!!
Go now, and be spared the wrath of our scourging dirigible-palaces and their hail of man-killing incendiary shrapnel-eggs! GO FORTH AND VOTE FOR MINGO, AND FOR ALL OF MINGOVIA!
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The guys I’ve shown this to have been somehow mesmerized by the charms of Ms. Metheny. This could take down the Leader.
by ohiodawg on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
Nice to see LSUFreek’s artwork show up on the NOTY post when they announced the Elite 8 matchups (http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/2009/04/2009-noty-elite-eight.html)
Mingo’s up early, but he’ll need all of the help he can get for the long run.
by Geaux Irish on Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll be honest, if it comes to it, I’m gonna vote for Iris Macadangdang
by spazzy mcgee on Apr 10, 2009 3:06 AM EDT reply actions
How does a guy named Chew Kok only get a #13 seed in this bad boy?
by Tailgate Shogun on Apr 10, 2009 8:25 AM EDT reply actions
We shall follow you into the breach Lord Mingo!
In brightest day, in darkest night, no quarterback shall escape his might!
by Billy From Baton Rouge on Apr 10, 2009 8:46 AM EDT reply actions
Holly has gone all Against the Day on us. And she is to be commended. Excellent choice, m’lady.
by haveagreatday on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 AM EDT reply actions
Mingo The Merciless will win despite all odds. Crystal Metheny be damned.
by yoyofutbawl on Apr 10, 2009 11:22 AM EDT reply actions
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