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NICE SHORTS, COACH WIN

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Nice legs, stretch. Pete Carroll in high school with shorts shorter than you'd probably like to see on a man, courtesy of the LA Times. In the same article, Carroll claims that he no longer exists due to having spent so much time with his high school football coach, with the prolonged exposure actually causing Pete TO BECOME AN AVATAR OF BOB TROPPMANN.

"I worked so closely with coach Troppmann for so many years, I am him."

So his greatest trick may have been to convince the world he existed when he was really someone else all along. The depths of this man...you shall never reach their inky bottom.

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Bob Troppmann just wants you to know he’s TOTALLY JACKED about this news.

by Not You on Apr 8, 2009 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

The really awesome part about that photo is that it was actually taken during a game.

by PW on Apr 8, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Does he have velcro fingers? How is he able to hold onto the balls in that position?

by hobeg8r on Apr 8, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s really a boddhisattva who leads us to WIN instead of enlightenment.

by ohiodawg on Apr 8, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Pete Carroll still occasionally wears the shoes seen in that picture.

by Tim on Apr 8, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Bryant Gumbel is to Malcom X as that photo is to the Michael Jordan “Wings” poster

by Chips O'Toole on Apr 8, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Pete is so youthful, he still fits into those shorts…

by www.southbendblarney.com on Apr 8, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I will take “Geeky sports photos that all of us had taken in high school” for 100 Alex.

by Anonymous IV on Apr 8, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

so Bob Troppmann actually was coaching USC all these years? COACHING FRAUD!
i say we revoke all USC wins while “Pete” was there.

by the way- does that also mean i have been friends with Bob Troppmann on Facebook all this time?

by Terry Tate, Office Linebacker on Apr 8, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

“Behold, the strongman as he lifts 100lb lead balls with his bare hands!”

by Mr. Pelican Patns on Apr 8, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Can I just say, if you are not following Pete Carroll on Twitter then you are seriously missing out. It is like crack. Crack that wins forever.

by Flatlander on Apr 8, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

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