Comments on: MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: GUNG-HO

By: Jack

Jack — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:56:26 +0000

Wait… what happened to Parkour Part Two?

By: Vol

Vol — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:47:47 +0000

I bet he didn’t cry after a loss to Cobra Commander TEBOW’S GAYER HURHURHUR

By: PW

PW — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:33:42 +0000

I'm not sure why Orson's obeservations have caught so many of you off guard. I mean, this isn't new.

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:32:35 +0000

Just great… now when I go see the GI Joe movie this summer all I’ll be able to think about is which characters have hooked up.

Thank you very eff’in much.

By: JimHalpert

JimHalpert — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:21:01 +0000

He doesn’t wax his chest. His chest hair naturally grows in the outline of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor.

By: BurritoBrosShits

BurritoBrosShits — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:23:53 +0000

Max Ray, Jake Rockwell, and Ace McCloud….. Oh what have I done…..

By: vegas_buckeye

vegas_buckeye — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:39:08 +0000

Being forcibly re-exposed to my childhood naivety is sometimes painful. Thanks, Orson.

“YO JOE!” was a pick-up line?

By: Big Jon

Big Jon — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:52:59 +0000

BBS @ #4-

You don’t get a name like “Ace McCloud” without smoking some pole.

By: der schatten

der schatten — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:42:23 +0000

This post was pure-fucking-win.

By: Flatlander

Flatlander — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:36:02 +0000

The MMA article is awesome. It’s like a pasty, much skinnier version of Dhani Tackles The Globe.

By: DrBob

DrBob — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:18:11 +0000

Oh God, as much as I love you in the fall, I may love you more when you’re having to make shit up the rest of the year. I really did need this.

By: Croc

Croc — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:09:53 +0000

Looks like Gung-Ho’s ass exploded. He must have been storing the extra rounds in the gerbil hut.

By: BurritoBrosShits

BurritoBrosShits — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:34:28 +0000

Well there goes my childhood memories. What’s next, a post about how the Centurions lived on a space station because sodomy and bestiality laws don’t apply in space?

By: InScoresofOtherGames

InScoresofOtherGames — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:16:29 +0000

Who else hears Gung Ho and first thinks of Michael Keaton and Gedde Watanabe?

By: Chips O'Toole

Chips O'Toole — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:10:34 +0000

Is that an explosion in the background or a tie-dye tapestry in a dorm room?