FUN WITH HACKERY
by Orson on Apr 7, 2009 10:58 AM EDT
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PrintHopefully a generous new asshole has been torn for the craptacular moron-drama networks like to set up around sporting events. Remember, it's not a fairy tale until someone dies, is put into a trance, is transformed into some kind of hideous beast, or is trapped in a bottle forever. And if all of these happens in a single person's life...well, you could only call him by one name, then.
He is...the most interesting man in the world: Schnellenberger. Stay thirsty, my friends.
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Who’s ready for a fireside chat with Uncle Howard?
by TideDruid on Apr 7, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
trapped in a bottle forever
So… if I rub an empty Jack Daniels bottle Howard Schnellenberger will appear in a cloud of pipe-smoke and grant me three wishes?
Sounds like an EDSBS-live survey question.
by CincySooner on Apr 7, 2009 11:07 AM EDT reply actions
He doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equiis.
by Crabapple Buck on Apr 7, 2009 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
He once made a mistake… just to see what it would feel like.
by JD on Apr 7, 2009 11:45 AM EDT reply actions
I would kill to see my coach smoke a pipe on the sideline. Or better yet, chew out a kid while clinching his pipe in his teeth.
by meatybob on Apr 7, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah Schnellenberger’s great. I wish he was still the coach at OU so Nebraska would maybe still be in the game at halftime.
by Brizzle on Apr 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT reply actions
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