We’re out of the office–er, sofa–for the rest of the afternoon “on assignment.” (At the Clermont Lounge.) In the meantime, we leave you with a very important message from Bill Stewart via Twitter: “P. ”
Bill Stewart. When he says words, they mean sentences. And when he types letters, they mean novels. (HT: The Good Doctor.)
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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Robert Plant says:
The Clermont? At midday? Really?
Given what passes for primetime entertainment at the Clermont, their day shift has to be downright terrifying. You’re a brave soul, Orson.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
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now_a_hoo says:
That stands for pool.
Duh.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
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Jonathan says:
Don’t touch anything…
April 6th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
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kizzak says:
I would also like to express concern at a mid-day Clermont visit
April 6th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
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salt_bagel says:
Coach Stewart is obviously jammin’ out to the mid-90s funk-rock outfit of the same name, headed by Johnny Depp.
April 6th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
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fluffy_bunny_feet says:
Obviously he forgot “UNT”, cause they’ll be doing a fuck ton of it.
April 6th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
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soylentgreen says:
Yeah. I thought the Clermont was late nite sunday binge fodder. Times have changed. My liver has changed too. Thank you Clermont Lounge.
But you go, Stew. You know we cringe every time someone puts a mike anywhere near your face, so this twitter thing might be an improvement. Keep it short and simple. go mounties!
April 6th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
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This Guy says:
Guys, guys, you gotta read deeper. It’s a P, against a white background. He’s clearly expressing his existential dread at the thought of replacing the offensive dynamo that is Pat White. It’s elementary.
April 6th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
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burgler says:
H
April 6th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
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jacketexan says:
Ass-twittering?
April 6th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Clermont during daylight = delousing before entering your new home.
April 6th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
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and he’s got trouble, too. players going around saying “so’s yer old man” and “twenty-two skiddoo.” wearing knickerbockers, to boot.
my, my has discipline fallen off in morgantown.
April 6th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
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WarChiziken says:
for those not blessed with insider ATL knowledge, the Clermont is an ancient hotel (not motel) with a lounge in the basment (how very appropriate!) that is known throughout the Southeast as the home of the ugliest strippers in the universe. This, of course, makes it a point of local interest not just for guys wanting to fulfill that BBW fantasy, but for local 20-somethings who want to hang at a bizarro nightspot.
The most well known stripper is likely “Blondie”, who is a 40-50 yr old black lady with peroxided nether regions. She is renown for her poetry reading as much as her well-practiced burlesque routine
Other names from the Clermont:
GI Jane
Scarecrow
Billie Bobbie
Queen Shebbop
Yer Mamma
April 6th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
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Conan D'Amato says:
It’s not a “P”, it’s a drawing of what was left of Coach Stewart’s Love Seat after the last booster club meeting.
April 6th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
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Holly says:
Typical world-breaking rhetoric from ol’ Billy-Stew right thar! [stabs things]
April 6th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
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Ryan says:
If you have never been to the Clermont or don’t know what it is, here is a link with a short documentary about it.
NSFW
http://www.clermontlounge.net/
April 6th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
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ATL Blue says:
Orson,
Please announce your next daytime Clermont trip so I can join.
@11, you forgot Blondie’s best trick: Crushing tall boys of PBR between her boobs. Legendary.
Last time I was there, one of the strippers told me she was looking forward to her social security checks in 3 years.
April 6th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
I approve of an early day visit to the Claremont. EDSBS meet up!!!
April 6th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
FYI, yeah its funny the first time, “Hurr hurr hurr fat chicks”. But its surprisingly comfortable after going to the Highlands and Midtown with some of my more douchier friends.
April 6th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
It looks just like a strip club outside of Reno that I friend and I went to once on the way back to Sacramento.
April 6th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
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vegas_buckeye says:
next time I’m in the south (Cthulu forbid) I’ll have to check out the Claremont and see how it compares to the Tender Trap in Las Vegas… or anything off south boulder highway, for that matter.
There are too many strip clubs in LV where tipping is a show of pity, not a show of gratitude.
April 7th, 2009 at 12:32 pm