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COACH STEWART THINKS P IS FUNNY

We're out of the office--er, sofa--for the rest of the afternoon "on assignment." (At the Clermont Lounge.) In the meantime, we leave you with a very important message from Bill Stewart via Twitter: "P. "

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Bill Stewart. When he says words, they mean sentences. And when he types letters, they mean novels. (HT: The Good Doctor.)

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The Clermont? At midday? Really?

Given what passes for primetime entertainment at the Clermont, their day shift has to be downright terrifying. You’re a brave soul, Orson.

by Robert Plant on Apr 6, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

That stands for pool.

Duh.

by now_a_hoo on Apr 6, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t touch anything…

by Jonathan on Apr 6, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I would also like to express concern at a mid-day Clermont visit

by kizzak on Apr 6, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Coach Stewart is obviously jammin’ out to the mid-90s funk-rock outfit of the same name, headed by Johnny Depp.

by salt_bagel on Apr 6, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Obviously he forgot “UNT”, cause they’ll be doing a fuck ton of it.

by fluffy_bunny_feet on Apr 6, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah. I thought the Clermont was late nite sunday binge fodder. Times have changed. My liver has changed too. Thank you Clermont Lounge.

But you go, Stew. You know we cringe every time someone puts a mike anywhere near your face, so this twitter thing might be an improvement. Keep it short and simple. go mounties!

by soylentgreen on Apr 6, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Guys, guys, you gotta read deeper. It’s a P, against a white background. He’s clearly expressing his existential dread at the thought of replacing the offensive dynamo that is Pat White. It’s elementary.

by This Guy on Apr 6, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Ass-twittering?

by jacketexan on Apr 6, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Clermont during daylight = delousing before entering your new home.

by Crabapple Buck on Apr 6, 2009 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

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and he’s got trouble, too. players going around saying “so’s yer old man” and “twenty-two skiddoo.” wearing knickerbockers, to boot.

my, my has discipline fallen off in morgantown.

by yoyofutbawl on Apr 6, 2009 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

for those not blessed with insider ATL knowledge, the Clermont is an ancient hotel (not motel) with a lounge in the basment (how very appropriate!) that is known throughout the Southeast as the home of the ugliest strippers in the universe. This, of course, makes it a point of local interest not just for guys wanting to fulfill that BBW fantasy, but for local 20-somethings who want to hang at a bizarro nightspot.

The most well known stripper is likely “Blondie”, who is a 40-50 yr old black lady with peroxided nether regions. She is renown for her poetry reading as much as her well-practiced burlesque routine
Other names from the Clermont:
GI Jane
Scarecrow
Billie Bobbie
Queen Shebbop
Yer Mamma

by WarChiziken on Apr 6, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s not a “P”, it’s a drawing of what was left of Coach Stewart’s Love Seat after the last booster club meeting.

by Conan D'Amato on Apr 6, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Typical world-breaking rhetoric from ol’ Billy-Stew right thar! [stabs things]

by Holly on Apr 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

If you have never been to the Clermont or don’t know what it is, here is a link with a short documentary about it.

NSFW

http://www.clermontlounge.net/

by Ryan on Apr 6, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Orson,

Please announce your next daytime Clermont trip so I can join.

@11, you forgot Blondie’s best trick: Crushing tall boys of PBR between her boobs. Legendary.
Last time I was there, one of the strippers told me she was looking forward to her social security checks in 3 years.

by ATL Blue on Apr 6, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I approve of an early day visit to the Claremont. EDSBS meet up!!!

by BurritoBrosShits on Apr 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

FYI, yeah its funny the first time, “Hurr hurr hurr fat chicks”. But its surprisingly comfortable after going to the Highlands and Midtown with some of my more douchier friends.

by BurritoBrosShits on Apr 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

It looks just like a strip club outside of Reno that I friend and I went to once on the way back to Sacramento.

by Anonymous IV on Apr 7, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

next time I’m in the south (Cthulu forbid) I’ll have to check out the Claremont and see how it compares to the Tender Trap in Las Vegas… or anything off south boulder highway, for that matter.

There are too many strip clubs in LV where tipping is a show of pity, not a show of gratitude.

by vegas_buckeye on Apr 7, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

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