COACH STEWART THINKS P IS FUNNY

The Clermont? At midday? Really?

Given what passes for primetime entertainment at the Clermont, their day shift has to be downright terrifying. You’re a brave soul, Orson.

That stands for pool.

Duh.

Don’t touch anything…

I would also like to express concern at a mid-day Clermont visit

Coach Stewart is obviously jammin’ out to the mid-90s funk-rock outfit of the same name, headed by Johnny Depp.

Obviously he forgot “UNT”, cause they’ll be doing a fuck ton of it.

Yeah. I thought the Clermont was late nite sunday binge fodder. Times have changed. My liver has changed too. Thank you Clermont Lounge.

But you go, Stew. You know we cringe every time someone puts a mike anywhere near your face, so this twitter thing might be an improvement. Keep it short and simple. go mounties!

Guys, guys, you gotta read deeper. It’s a P, against a white background. He’s clearly expressing his existential dread at the thought of replacing the offensive dynamo that is Pat White. It’s elementary.

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Ass-twittering?

Clermont during daylight = delousing before entering your new home.

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and he’s got trouble, too. players going around saying “so’s yer old man” and “twenty-two skiddoo.” wearing knickerbockers, to boot.

my, my has discipline fallen off in morgantown.

for those not blessed with insider ATL knowledge, the Clermont is an ancient hotel (not motel) with a lounge in the basment (how very appropriate!) that is known throughout the Southeast as the home of the ugliest strippers in the universe. This, of course, makes it a point of local interest not just for guys wanting to fulfill that BBW fantasy, but for local 20-somethings who want to hang at a bizarro nightspot.

The most well known stripper is likely “Blondie”, who is a 40-50 yr old black lady with peroxided nether regions. She is renown for her poetry reading as much as her well-practiced burlesque routine
Other names from the Clermont:
GI Jane
Scarecrow
Billie Bobbie
Queen Shebbop
Yer Mamma

It’s not a “P”, it’s a drawing of what was left of Coach Stewart’s Love Seat after the last booster club meeting.

Typical world-breaking rhetoric from ol’ Billy-Stew right thar! [stabs things]

If you have never been to the Clermont or don’t know what it is, here is a link with a short documentary about it.

NSFW

http://www.clermontlounge.net/

Orson,

Please announce your next daytime Clermont trip so I can join.

@11, you forgot Blondie’s best trick: Crushing tall boys of PBR between her boobs. Legendary.
Last time I was there, one of the strippers told me she was looking forward to her social security checks in 3 years.

I approve of an early day visit to the Claremont. EDSBS meet up!!!

FYI, yeah its funny the first time, “Hurr hurr hurr fat chicks”. But its surprisingly comfortable after going to the Highlands and Midtown with some of my more douchier friends.

It looks just like a strip club outside of Reno that I friend and I went to once on the way back to Sacramento.

next time I’m in the south (Cthulu forbid) I’ll have to check out the Claremont and see how it compares to the Tender Trap in Las Vegas… or anything off south boulder highway, for that matter.

There are too many strip clubs in LV where tipping is a show of pity, not a show of gratitude.