Comments on: YOU DON’T HAVE TO, REALLY

By: BurritoBrosShits

BurritoBrosShits — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:19:00 +0000

Watching your relatives go senile is just sad and pathetic. Watching your rival’s coach’s steady decline is heartwarming and joyful.

By: Vandy J

Vandy J — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:17:45 +0000

Howell Heflin made cartoons too? Is there nothing that good ol’ boy wasn’t up to?

By: I Love Turd

I Love Turd — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:42:10 +0000

Huh?

Bored

By: General Disarray

General Disarray — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:24:32 +0000

There was time, long ago when F$U had a pretty good team and Bobby was considered to be (especially by Brent Mussberger) an elite coach. Unfortunately, the years have not been kind to St Bobby and the drooling, incoherent, pants crapping old fool currently residing in the office of the Head Football Coach bears little resemblance to the coaching icon portrayed by the media and the F$U faithful.

The more media exposure he has, the more apparent this becomes to everyone involved, so in a bid to preserve the facade, most papers have used the “cost cutting” excuse to reduce their coverage.

Besides, not even Mussberger (”You’re looking live…) wants to be the journalistic witness when Bowden publicly melts down, or keels over dead in the middle of an interview.

Ultimately, he’ll never beat JoePa’s record since he never developed the requisite eternal zombie life giving taste for BRAINZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

By: haybeav

haybeav — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:21:54 +0000

Man, they just don’t make cartoons like they used to.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:19:24 +0000

That is the only recorded evidence where a Gamecock actually outruns anybody and wins consistently.

By: Not You

Not You — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:17:17 +0000

@Brian:

Clearly, it’s because they don’t want to admit that their football team is a joke.

By: ohiodawg

ohiodawg — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:39:49 +0000

I definitely don’t understand the newspaper business. How could there EVER have been 3 beat writers for FSU in the first place?

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:34:17 +0000

One thing the Noles do not have is a sense of humor about their football team. I know, I’ve been to Warchant. It’s like the fucking gestapo over there, and Dorothy is der fuhrer.

By: millon de Floss

millon de Floss — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:34:09 +0000

Idiots. Explosives. Falling Anvils. Nothing like classic Warner Bros. cartoons.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:02:34 +0000

It is Foghorn Leghorns voice in my head whilst reading Bowden quotes…..
Does that make Jimbo Fisher =Egghead Jr, the smart little chicken wearing the glasses that can make paper airplanes with machine guns? or draw a map, mark it a spot on the map with an X, and dig in that spot and make Bobby Bowden appear on the end of the shovel? Who would Barnyard Dawg be? Mark Richt?
That’s a joke… I say, that’s a joke, son.