Comments on: CORRECTIONS, 4/3/2009

By: angry mike

angry mike — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:04:17 +0000

Sweet under-uniform-oxford and watch combo on Mankind. Martha ponders hitting him between Texas and Tech with that knife.

By: vegas_buckeye

vegas_buckeye — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 05:31:18 +0000

Coach [Redacted] would like you to know that anything you think about Vonte Davis will need to be redacted. Especially the part about him smoking some [Redacted]
http://twitter.com/RonZook/status/1453938479

By: ukfan

ukfan — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:09:52 +0000

Correction to the corrections. Louisville’s current Archbishop is Joseph Kurtz. He would agree with the excommunication. Kentucky fans, however, wholeheatedly support Kragthorpe’s continued run as Louisville head coach.

By: WarChiziken

WarChiziken — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 07:20:27 +0000

I hereby pledge to forego any other forms of comedy during the offseason – holly had fulfilled my need for laughter quite sufficiently thank you

By: JD

JD — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:00:37 +0000

I’m glad to hear that story about Franklin is incorrect. Hearing him say “Got five, got ten, got fifteen” during a broadcast would have never been the same.

By: An 'eer with a Beer

An 'eer with a Beer — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:00:48 +0000

Re: Wei-Chuan Yang and the park bench — that time span of four hours stuck in the bench sounds suspicously like a Viagra trip gone bad, especially given how panic usually results in massive shrinkage.

Why one would waste a little blue pill on a park bench is beyond my ken, but the pieces all add up.

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:49:50 +0000

I don't know how we could top KSK's sex mailbag. But yes, little monsters. Ask away. And remember rule 1: Mall Jewelry Is For Poor People.

By: Grady

Grady — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:25:32 +0000

Holly: Were you not going to give us neanderthals some “tricks of the trade” when dealing with the opposite sex? I thought I remember some discussions toward this end during open blogs last Fall. And no, the park benches in my ‘hood have not started to look enticing……yet.

Signed,

On the rebound
NC

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:24:51 +0000

“Coach Kelly’s agent informs us that Kelly only lost the ability to detect hot and cold sensations on his tongue.”

Honey, cancel the dinner plans. I’ve now lost my appetite.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:10:37 +0000

if Kragthorpe were Catholic he would be excommunicated, because getting owned by Syracuse really is an unforgivable abortion under anyone’s laws,

Reference: see Charlie Weis November 22, 2008
http://www.und.com/sports/m-footbl/stats/2008-2009/syracuse.html

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:00:35 +0000

I’ve been stuck laughing at the leadoff picture for 10 minutes. Mankind face paint and Martha Stewart pastels FTW!

By: TheK-GunNeedsReloaded

TheK-GunNeedsReloaded — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:51:43 +0000

I always figured talking to the internet would be much like talking to a hooker, what with the porn and viruses and all.

By: God Bless

God Bless — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:29:53 +0000

Happy Grilling! We regret the error.

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:19:35 +0000

Look at Martha simper. You know she likes it raw.

By: Devin McCullen

Devin McCullen — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:58:13 +0000

So does this mean Bree Sharp is now waiting in Alabama?