BLOGTOBERFEST: PELINI PROMISES MULTIPLES

by Orson on Mar 31, 2009 2:35 PM EDT

Blogtoberfest: Because you can actually have one during spring practice time.

Pelini promises multiples! The article begins with some kind of rhetoric about Pelini sounding like a husband, but we don't know many husbands who go around promising "multiple packages" with confidence and ease. If they do, they're usually swingers, and if there's one thing to condemn about swinging, it's the lack of taste in snack food. (It's always cocktail weenies, ironically enough.)

It did not exist, so they had to invent it. Rich Brooks Bourbon. It's for charity. That's not bullshit. Drink up, humanitarians, as all proceeds from the Makers' Mark Special Edition go to a local music extension program to bring music programs to Kentucky schoolchildren.

We repeat: Rich Brooks is asking you to drink for charity. Bottoms up, motherfuckers.

UGA Looking For Replacement for Brandon Spikes' personal tackling dummy. No obvious replacements for Knowshon Moreno yet, as the walk-on Kalvin Daniels pushed for playing time behind Caleb King and Carlton Thomas in practice. ARP IT STILL BURNS. Meanwhile, the Senator has wrathful thoughts at excerpts from an upcoming book about the politics at UGA, which confirms that Michael Adams is basically the huge asshole you think he is.

Le Cutback, Coming to Tennessee: Rocky Top Talk has a superb and glossy summary of zone blocking schemes, coming this season to Knoxville with the Lane Kiffin Experience on offense.

Corn usually tends to run right through people. Nebraska is eight years gone from having their last real playmaker, and that's if you count Eric Crouch, which people in Nebraska do, and people other places besides the Big 12 kind of don't.

Sergio Kindle boxes. This is kind of like handing a shark an M-4 and teaching him how to use it properly, but it's happening, and the public should know about it.

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Crouch = most overrated Heisman winner and quitter in the game of life.

He was, however, a very good college quarterback that actually played; unlike UF / Austin-Healey’s shiny, beautiful playmaker / model that always had a lower leg injury / carburetor issue

by Husker4MU on Mar 31, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions

I hope that book talks about the grotesque amount of money Adams spent to renovate the Administration Building, i.e., $11,000 for a fucking dishwasher.

Michael Adams = megalomaniac, only with more douchebaggery.

by Silver Britches on Mar 31, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions

Sounds like Bobby Louder and Mike Adams would be the perfect college administration couple.

by hobeg8r on Mar 31, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions

Musical abilities are just one of the perceived abilities that bourbon has bestowed on me. Unfortunately, with all the budget cuts going on in the Commonwealth, all universities might be dependent on things like this for operating funds. I’m looking for Big Red to be mysteriously renamed Elijah Craig any day now.

by jakldawg on Mar 31, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions

3 Bowl wins gets you your own whiskey in Kentucky? Here on the plains 10 gets you canned. I wonder if Tubbs likes Bourbon?

by I prefer Heaven Hill on Mar 31, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions

I didn’t think much about the Rich Brooks Bourbon until I read the next paragraph.

by Jason on Mar 31, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions

Eric Crouch > Pat White

Come and get me, billies-of-the-hills.

(also, Tommie Frazier > Eric Crouch)

by Land of Os(borne) on Mar 31, 2009 4:23 PM EDT reply actions

X’s and O’s give me a boner

by etsuVol on Mar 31, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions

It gives you wings? Too funny! Hope you can make it to the Makers Mark Ambassadors Homecoming Sat., April 11. Become a Maker’s Mark Ambassador (it’s free!) and enjoy this and other Ambassador events. Maker’s Mark Distillery is located just outside historic downtown Lebanon, the geographic center of the state and true Heart of Kentucky. Come feel the beat! Learn more about Maker’s Mark and get easy, detailed directions to the distillery at www.HeartOfKentucky.com.

by Big C on Mar 31, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions

Ummm… Crouch most certainly was a playmaker, if not strictly as a passer.
Considering only the two games that I saw him in live action, it took me all of 30 seconds to come up with a hand-full of plays that stick in my mind as “playmeker” quality downs.

1) 40+ yard scramble for TD on 3rd and long against Oklahoma in 2000
2) 30 yard scramble on 3rd down from his own endzone against Oklahoma in 2001
3) catching that damn throwback pass and outrunning Teddy Lehman for the TD

nevermind the 95-yard improv job against missouri in 2001

by CincySooner on Mar 31, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions

I know a certain coach who thinks not having HIS own edition of Makers Mark is bullshit…

by Bull_Gator on Apr 1, 2009 1:25 AM EDT reply actions

Shouldn’t Rich Brooks make a commemorative bottle of Booker’s instead?
“Brooker’s” has a much better ring to it!

by TheDeuce on Apr 1, 2009 1:48 AM EDT reply actions

It’s probably not a coincidence that an NU story on multiple packages was in the same post as ‘where have all the playmakers gone?’ Hence all the hand-wringing waiting for the Cody Greene arrival.

by Flatlander on Apr 1, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions