JEFF DEMPS HAS SEEN THE ETERNAL FOOTMAN
Oh, death. Thy purple robes rustle in the wind; they whisper of jasmine-scented impermanence, and I hear them even when rushing headlong through defenses without hope of stopping or being stopped. You and the wind: these I cannot outpace.
“Q: What’s your biggest fear?
A: Dying. Nobody wants to die, man. I don’t think about it all the time, but that would be my biggest fear.
Jeff Demps has seen the eternal footman, and in short: he was afraid. He also says he can’t outrace the wind, which shows his deep appreciation for the discipline of meteorology. He ended the interview by saying “I have two luxuries to brood over in my walks, your loveliness and the hour of my death. O that I could have possession of them both in the same minute,” but that was considered too prolix for the Sun.
Demps, btw, is listed as second on the current depth chart for Florida behind Chris Rainey, but at this point the hierarchies of a depth chart really can’t sum up what the Florida backfield is: a split between two quarkbacks and an enigmatic power/speed back, senior junior Emmanuel Moody, the USC transfer who has yet to earn significant time at the carry trough. It remains a complete scrum for playing time, and that’s not even factoring the touches someone like Andre Debose–who arrives in fall–could get if he stays on Meyer’s sunny side. (The sunny side of Urban Meyer being something like the sunny side of Venus, a gassy, caustic place filled with purple lightning and spontaneous firestorms, but still way better than the dark side.)









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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
These things are fast.
The speed of Light-the Light Barrier will never be broken, not even at hyper speed at 6000 par secs. God helps us if the Super Collider envelopes us all…..
The speed of Sound-Sound Barrier gets broken even by some boats now.
Fat people break The Wind Barrier all the time, especially at Moe’s Southwestern Grill…..
Quarkbacks are like Ferraris……high speed, high maintenance, they are awesome when they are on the road and not in the shop with a bad wheel.—-See Harvey, Percey.
Go Gator.
March 30th, 2009 at 11:17 am
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Kerwin4two says:
Moody is a rising Junior. Giggity.
March 30th, 2009 at 11:30 am
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Ltrain says:
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—
March 30th, 2009 at 11:55 am
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God Bless says:
Freek is on fire today!
March 30th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
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JIMatUA says:
Yet another slow news day. Can’t someone get their “crime on” now that it is getting warmer? Let’s make some noise WVU / Iowa!
March 30th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
I was at the Chicago Art Institute last month and must say that it is such a pity that Edvard Munch is mainly known by one piece from his diverse oeuvre. Other than that it is a good parody.
Congrats Freek!
March 30th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
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oc phil says:
@ 5: This week is spring break at some schools, so odds are there will be some Fullmer Cup action any day now.
March 30th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
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DHC says:
The combination of the Freek’s (typically) great work and high-brow prose rank this as one of your better entries.
+100 cocktails of your choice delivered by a phalanx of Chris Rainey’s white women.
March 30th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
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Not Prince Hamlet says:
I came for the college football but stayed for the Prufrock.
March 30th, 2009 at 9:01 pm