FOR SALE: TUBS HOUSE. SOME SPECIAL FEATURES INCLUDED.

by Orson on Mar 30, 2009 11:01 AM EDT

Sadness, thy name is a coaches' home for sale after a firing. This year's inevitable real estate offering is Tommy Tuberville's lakeside home, featuring 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, a steam shower and step-in tub in the master bath, exactly 734 feet of lakeside property, and a "Stunning Kitchen," presumably because the Tuberville's like to eat their meat while it's still alive. (It's the freshest!)

There are a few other key features, as well.

The home is offered at $2,375,000, and features a special shack in the woods where your offensive coordinator can sleep in the rustic manner to which he is accustomed.

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You can even see the splendid living room coffee table, hewn from the pine box he left Oxford in!

by OxfordAndrew on Mar 30, 2009 11:18 AM EDT reply actions

Does it include the bus? You know, the one reserved for OCs to be thrown under.

by Lane Kiffin's Nueron on Mar 30, 2009 11:27 AM EDT reply actions

I’m guessing that the mtg on that little pad was pd in full. Why go through the hassle of getting back into the coaching game? Start pimpin for the WWL, let your sons graduate from high school and spend every non-football weekend on Lake Martin.

Throw me in that briar patch and pay me $5MM for the privilege of being so thrown.

by JD4AU on Mar 30, 2009 11:48 AM EDT reply actions

Just don’t expect it to pass inspection.

/tip your waiters and bartenders

by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 30, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions

CTT actually has another house in AU that he and family moved to last year. This house has been on the market for a while ….

by Bo the lonely Gardner on Mar 30, 2009 12:53 PM EDT reply actions

Because its still funny after several months may I repeat:

GENE FUCKING CHIZIK MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH CHIZIK NICKELS FOR EVERYONE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA /deep intake of breath/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I’m glad I got that off of my chest again.

by BurritoBrosShits on Mar 30, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions

I’d pay tens of dollars for some Alabama fan to spray paint on the drive way
“36-0” and “One in a row-Fear the Deuce!” or “The New Improved Tony Franklin™ Spread Offense Lives Here”

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Mar 30, 2009 2:02 PM EDT reply actions