Comments on: CALL IT THE DORSEY STRETCH

By: Lawrence the Lonely Gardner

Lawrence the Lonely Gardner — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:02:01 +0000

Take that UT!

We just one upped you on the shirtless body rubbing ….

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 21:52:23 +0000

Maybe they are trying the new A-Rod cologne, “UMPIRE”, the fragrance for foul balls?

By: Idahobuckeye

Idahobuckeye — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 21:17:04 +0000

Sebastian’s Choke Hold?

By: gator651

gator651 — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 07:16:46 +0000

Nothing blows like a Hurricane.

By: Al-D

Al-D — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:50:01 +0000

think the guy on the left might be climaxing

By: Graysnail

Graysnail — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:41:31 +0000

How this post didn’t end up with the “keep it gay” tag is beyond me.

By: Random

Random — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:39:02 +0000

The Seminole Fluid Cleanup

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:01:52 +0000

“So this is what they meant by tremendous blow at Miami.”

By: Will Q

Will Q — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:18:45 +0000

“The Tebow Pre-Circumcision Inspection”

By: fluffy_bunny_feet

fluffy_bunny_feet — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:03:35 +0000

Is there a “safe word” involved?

By: JB

JB — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:00:11 +0000

Well, now we know what unit Kellen Winslow was in when he declared that that he was a “Soldja!”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

By: Techie

Techie — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:12:11 +0000

Obviously, this is a trust exercise.

I’ll leave your filthy minds to fill in the rest of the joke.

By: sevenDs

sevenDs — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:09:58 +0000

New defensive strategy: kill ‘em with kindness.

Oddly, three members of the OL left the team, refusing to play center.

By: BuddyColtrane

BuddyColtrane — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:09:54 +0000

This brings back flashbacks, BAD flashbacks from my childhood memories via Nintendo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kot6JND1uQ

By: Brian Kinchen

Brian Kinchen — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:32:25 +0000

There appears to be a lot of “gayness” on this website this week.

I don’t mean as in “homosexual” just that maybe everyone is happy for spring practice.

Okay, I mean homosexual.

At least this will help me build my case for rehring by ESPN.