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March 27, 2009

CALL IT THE DORSEY STRETCH

–The Dorsey Stretch

–Schnellenberger versus the World (World’s on its knees here)

–The Gailey Position (for Miami, that’s on the knees.)

–The Dade County Toothbrush

26 Responses to “CALL IT THE DORSEY STRETCH”

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Philip says:

Well, that’s one way to start day…

March 27th, 2009 at 8:33 am
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Techie says:

I knew it…………………….

March 27th, 2009 at 8:51 am
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swampchomp says:

BALLS! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE CHIN!
BALLS! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE CHIN!
BALLS! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE CHIN!

March 27th, 2009 at 8:54 am
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Doug says:

How ’bout the 7th-Floor Handshake?

March 27th, 2009 at 9:00 am
5

Anonymous IV says:

If you fall forward I will catch you.

March 27th, 2009 at 9:06 am
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Just another Michigan Man says:

South Florida tonsil massage?
Preying at the altar of Tebow?
One-Eye of the Hurricane?

March 27th, 2009 at 9:13 am
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ALGator says:

The Florida Knob Slob

March 27th, 2009 at 9:16 am
8

yoyofutbawl says:

Barney Frank will be investigating this.

March 27th, 2009 at 9:29 am
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sonofsamford says:

U-kakke?

March 27th, 2009 at 9:30 am
10

psuphiman80 says:

Miami Ball-Washer
Randy Shannon’s quick and easy tongue cleaning system

March 27th, 2009 at 9:32 am
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Clay says:

I’d rather pull my muscle than do that stretch

March 27th, 2009 at 10:21 am
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Brian Kinchen says:

There appears to be a lot of “gayness” on this website this week.

I don’t mean as in “homosexual” just that maybe everyone is happy for spring practice.

Okay, I mean homosexual.

At least this will help me build my case for rehring by ESPN.

March 27th, 2009 at 10:32 am
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BuddyColtrane says:

This brings back flashbacks, BAD flashbacks from my childhood memories via Nintendo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kot6JND1uQ

March 27th, 2009 at 11:09 am
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sevenDs says:

New defensive strategy: kill ‘em with kindness.

Oddly, three members of the OL left the team, refusing to play center.

March 27th, 2009 at 11:09 am
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Techie says:

Obviously, this is a trust exercise.

I’ll leave your filthy minds to fill in the rest of the joke.

March 27th, 2009 at 11:12 am
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JB says:

Well, now we know what unit Kellen Winslow was in when he declared that that he was a “Soldja!”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

March 27th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
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fluffy_bunny_feet says:

Is there a “safe word” involved?

March 27th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
18

Will Q says:

“The Tebow Pre-Circumcision Inspection”

March 27th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
19

Brian O'Blivion says:

“So this is what they meant by tremendous blow at Miami.”

March 27th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
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Random says:

The Seminole Fluid Cleanup

March 27th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
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Graysnail says:

How this post didn’t end up with the “keep it gay” tag is beyond me.

March 27th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
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Al-D says:

think the guy on the left might be climaxing

March 27th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
23

gator651 says:

Nothing blows like a Hurricane.

March 28th, 2009 at 2:16 am
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Idahobuckeye says:

Sebastian’s Choke Hold?

March 28th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:

Maybe they are trying the new A-Rod cologne, “UMPIRE”, the fragrance for foul balls?

March 28th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
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Lawrence the Lonely Gardner says:

Take that UT!

We just one upped you on the shirtless body rubbing ….

March 30th, 2009 at 12:02 pm