CALL IT THE DORSEY STRETCH
by Orson on Mar 27, 2009 9:27 AM EDT
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--The Dorsey Stretch
--Schnellenberger versus the World (World's on its knees here)
--The Gailey Position (for Miami, that's on the knees.)
--The Dade County Toothbrush
(HT: Dave and Orangebloods)
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BALLS! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE CHIN!
BALLS! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE CHIN!
BALLS! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE CHIN!
by swampchomp on Mar 27, 2009 9:54 AM EDT reply actions
South Florida tonsil massage?
Preying at the altar of Tebow?
One-Eye of the Hurricane?
by Just another Michigan Man on Mar 27, 2009 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
Miami Ball-Washer
Randy Shannon’s quick and easy tongue cleaning system
by psuphiman80 on Mar 27, 2009 10:32 AM EDT reply actions
There appears to be a lot of “gayness” on this website this week.
I don’t mean as in “homosexual” just that maybe everyone is happy for spring practice.
Okay, I mean homosexual.
At least this will help me build my case for rehring by ESPN.
by Brian Kinchen on Mar 27, 2009 11:32 AM EDT reply actions
This brings back flashbacks, BAD flashbacks from my childhood memories via Nintendo.
by BuddyColtrane on Mar 27, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions
New defensive strategy: kill ’em with kindness.
Oddly, three members of the OL left the team, refusing to play center.
by sevenDs on Mar 27, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions
Obviously, this is a trust exercise.
I’ll leave your filthy minds to fill in the rest of the joke.
by Techie on Mar 27, 2009 12:12 PM EDT reply actions
Well, now we know what unit Kellen Winslow was in when he declared that that he was a “Soldja!”
by JB on Mar 27, 2009 1:00 PM EDT reply actions
“So this is what they meant by tremendous blow at Miami.”
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 27, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
How this post didn’t end up with the “keep it gay” tag is beyond me.
by Graysnail on Mar 27, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe they are trying the new A-Rod cologne, “UMPIRE”, the fragrance for foul balls?
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Mar 28, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions
Take that UT!
We just one upped you on the shirtless body rubbing ….
by Lawrence the Lonely Gardner on Mar 30, 2009 1:02 PM EDT reply actions
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