IT'S ARK-BUILDING TIME
by Orson on Mar 26, 2009 2:45 PM EDT
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PrintWhy did Tebow return? To grow a beard and save two of everything from the impending flood.
That is a beard on our blessed Baby Rhinoceros Tim Tebow, and if you look carefully you can discern the stacks of timbers, tar, and assorted animals of the earth. If he's going to get really Old Testament with it, he'll get it cranked down to the adam's apple for the season and play with it for the whole season. Another acceptable variation is the Kenny Stabler Thigh Pad For Special Ladies.
If you're wondering whether Lane Kiffin has a spot on the ark or not, the answer is no: there's only room for two jackasses, and letting on a third would just cause problems.
(This development has stunned BGID Clay Travis. The complete ownership of all that he loves by Tebow is now complete.)
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He has to keep the beard. He’ll look like Stallone in Rocky 4. Tebow will run up the Frat Row hill and yell, “KIFFINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!”
by mlmintampa on Mar 26, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
So who are the first two jackasses on the ark? And can anyone actually fit on the ark with Teblows ego taking up so much space?
by JIMatUA on Mar 26, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
- - I think you meant to say: KIFFYKINNNNNNNNNNNNNS
Go Gator.
by hobeg8r on Mar 26, 2009 4:29 PM EDT reply actions
Plus, he wasn’t exactly gonna be a 1st round draft pick either…
by www.southbendblarney.com on Mar 26, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions
Even back then, Stabler just looked like a guy who would amass several DUIs.
by PW on Mar 26, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions
Alright so Kiffykins is out, but does Orgeron count as TWO bears?
by MightyMightyMitzu on Mar 26, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
“Coach Meyer”? Who the hell is that? I thought it was “Corch Meyers.”
by Harris on Mar 27, 2009 9:03 AM EDT reply actions
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