Unlike the idiots that attended the U, Florida grads understand the concept of “time value of money” and the importance of present value cash flows. U grads are still paying off college loans whilst Florida grads have already purchased a home, saved for their retirement, children’s college funds and are tooling around in late model luxury cars/trucks. The poor Luther Campbells of the world are subsisting on tainted cash for gold revenues.

The 80s aren’t coming back, but if you remember we beat you in Tampa the year you won your first national championship.

1-3 against Chan Gailey >> 25 years domination against Florida

As exciting as home games against the Western Iowa Corn Humpers sound, we’d rather schedule tough teams in our return to the Badass status of the 80’s (complete with coach Luther Campbell). Not a person outside of Gaynesville is going to buy into the financial bullshit, but you all are welcome to believe what you like. Believe, Change, Hope, and all that other crap that probably encouraged you to vote for Obama – and duh honrable repsentitive cooooorun brown.

Go Cane

25 years domination> 1 random win over young, mediocre team

You mean less to us than one fourth of a home game.

You can call it ‘fear’, but I believe the term is ‘indifference’.

(Note: I actually think Miami’s proposal is quite reasonable, and would be awesome to get the rivalry going again with a bi-annual beatdown of the Hurricanes. But Foley doesn’t give a damn about you, Miami. He’s not scared, he just thinks adding yet another mediocre ACC team to the schedule just isn’t worth it.)