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March 24, 2009

VARIATIONS IN OVERKILL, VOLUME ONE

LSUFreek has one possible variation on the Tebow plaque:

Go Gator.

Filed under: Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference, flexible curses, freekery by Orson Swindle

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38 Responses to “VARIATIONS IN OVERKILL, VOLUME ONE”

1

NDL89 says:

IRVIN Meyers – IRVIN. Geez, get it right.

March 24th, 2009 at 10:58 am
2

God Bless says:

Heck. Yes.

March 24th, 2009 at 11:01 am
3

BurritoBrosShits says:

A poster, hat, or t-shirt with this on it, I would buy. Go Gator! Print this in China to see how much more this can get fucked.

March 24th, 2009 at 11:04 am
4

Daviegator says:

Just saw an orange Go Gators shirt with duct tape over the s. I wonder how many people actually get it.

March 24th, 2009 at 11:19 am
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:

Go Gaytor! Best Academic.Best Athletic. Best in…conferences we play in.
Whats missing? Dem helmets and dem shouldermahpads?

March 24th, 2009 at 11:28 am
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hobeg8r says:

She would be the BEST host for Gator Growl next year. I can picture it now.

March 24th, 2009 at 11:38 am
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mlmintampa says:

I hope someone is selling silk Gator Robes and “Go Gator” shirts at the Orange and Blue Game.

March 24th, 2009 at 11:52 am
8

Touchdown74 says:

I am in tears…tears of laughter. The fine people of FL should be proud of such representation!

March 24th, 2009 at 11:53 am
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Boozy McHound says:

We were promised a ‘Corch’ shirt.
How about Corch Meyers on the front with the Gradulation on the back?

March 24th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
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Harris says:

Oh, God. It’s even funnier in print. I want to interview Meyers just to see how many times I could call him “Corch” without collapsing. “Them Gatuhs don’t take no jive” really belongs in the pantheon of nonsensical things done at football games along with “Six and 20″ and Penn’s tradition of throwing toast at the field.

March 24th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
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johnny douche says:

Before her infamous gator speech, Ms. Brown joined with the other House members in reciting the pledge of allegiance as is common before all House proceedings:

I pledge allegian to da flag
of United State America
and to da public for which it stand
one nation, under God, divisible,
with liberty and justice all

March 24th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
12

EufaulaPete says:

100 cocktails to the ‘freek. That was beautiful, just beautiful.

March 24th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
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zzgator says:

I hope that Harris realizes that in 25 years of attending Gator football games I have never heard this purported “jive” cheer.

Go Gator.

March 24th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
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jdub says:

As a Florida alum with a degree in English, I whimper. (For many reasons, yes. But right now, this one.)

March 24th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
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Ltrain says:

#5:

Because the mind is a terrible thing.

March 24th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
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Terry Tate, Office Linebacker says:

and if it wasn’t bad enough that your state representation is so bad in public, now you are going to get killed by Tennessee…
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4011940&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

March 24th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
17

Unhappy Monkey says:

What Florida District elected Shirley Q. Liquor as a U.S. Representative?

p.s. The (D) is superfluous.

March 24th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
18

meatybob says:

In all fairness, I know a Meyer, Meyers, and a Myers, and that jacks me up all the time. Corch…not so much.

March 24th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
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gurn says:

“The (D) is superfluous.”

Unhappy Monkey posts up strong with the best comment in the thread.

March 24th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
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JD Hogg says:

From the advertising on Terry Tate’s link:

FL Gators Fan IQ=104

Tim Tebow’s IQ=127

Avg Gator’s IQ = 112

Think your smart enough to beat it? Take the IQ Quiz to find out.

http://www.CollegeIQChallenge.com

Is it possible that the average alligator has an 8-pt IQ advantage on the average florida fan?

Also, when advertising for an IQ test site, try not to confuse “your” and “you’re.”

Incorrect: “You’re average Tennessee fan contributes to society.”
Correct: “In Tuscaloosa County, your allowed to hit you’re common-law wife within 4 hours of a Tide loss without going to jail.”

March 24th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
21

Keep at it says:

“In Tuscaloosa County, your allowed to hit you’re common-law wife within 4 hours of a Tide loss without going to jail”

keep at it

March 24th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
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Noel Devine's Gold Teef says:

I see no problem with these statements. In fact, I think they are quite well-spoken, as well as rhetorically accurate. More articulate words describing the Gator’s success have never been spoken.

———

Translation: Shoo, quit trippin’ and give dat lady a break. You know deem Florida fools don’t be talkin’ all good and shit. Ya’ll jus discriminatation and shit. Racis cracka mutha fuckas.

March 24th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
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www.southbendblarney.com says:

So, Brown stands alone in her public speaking ability…

Could she tear up the Wonderlic as well?

March 24th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
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Croc says:

Doh! God, why did you let her Gradulate from my University?

March 24th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
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MrG says:

I believe she also screwed up saying “ACADEMIC” as Acladmilk or something close to that.
It’s too painful to listen to again.

March 24th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
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jb says:

This wasn’t her first time gradulating the Gator, or her first use of that cheer. In 2007:
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/record.xpd?id=110-h20070109-32
I assume its cleaned up, since the link to her recent statement reads relatively clear on the same site:
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/record.xpd?id=111-h20090121-40&person=400048

March 24th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
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jack bauer says:

“Born in Jacksonville, Florida, Brown attended Florida A&M University, from which she received a bachelor’s in sociology and a master’s degree in education[1], and the University of Florida, where she was awarded an educational specialist degree. “

March 25th, 2009 at 6:24 am
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Corch Irving Meyers says:

I don’t think overkill is possible in this case.

March 25th, 2009 at 7:31 am
29

ALGator says:

Fantastic then… great work. Good form old chap!

March 25th, 2009 at 8:27 am
30

Harris says:

@ zzgator: I find that deeply disappointing, but now that you have heard this cheer, don’t you think it’s about time you start chanting it at the Swamp?

March 25th, 2009 at 9:23 am
31

cob says:

Cheers, Freek. Gradulations all around.

March 25th, 2009 at 11:44 am
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Avenger says:

I just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out a way to pretend she was intentionally mis-speaking – such as combining “congratulations” and “adulation” to produce a super-modifier – but alas, it is impossible. I just can’t cut it. Now, had I gone to an SEC school, I might cud figger it out.

March 25th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
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Ayrdale says:

This rugby fan from New Zealand is in todal awe man, not of the lady, but of the tradesman who put the thing together on her behalf…

March 25th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
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Z says:

Reading that I was brought to tears.

It was similar to the way I reacted the first time I visited Washington D.C. and read the words at the Lincoln Memorial..

March 25th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
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Corch Urban Meyers says:

This video deserves links from both the Corrine Brown and the University of Florida articles at Wikipedia!!!!

5,4,3,2,1…hooked on phonics is just too fun!!

March 26th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
36

tw111 says:

That was just….. brutal. I’m weeping for UF alums everywhere…. even my ex husband….and I graduated from Alabama, so that took some doing…..

March 29th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
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the cuban comet says:

For the love of George O’Leary — someone check her transcripts and ensure the fine representative from Florida’s Third District is not, I repeat, is not a graduate of the University of Florida.

http://education.ufl.edu/School/Degrees/eds.html

We needs an investigazashun!

Ratt-lah strike!

Go Gator!

March 30th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
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TheBigHenry says:

GLOSSARY:

“I rise” is moron-speak for, “I am here to tell you that I am a f*cking moron”.

“3 season”; “who gusty play”; “Go Gator” is moron-speak for, “We not rich like y’all; we out of verb, possessive and plural”.

“gusty play” is moron-speak for, “gutsy play”.

“gradulate” is moron-speak for, “congratulate”.

“corch” is moron-speak for, “coach”.

“corching” is moron-speak for, “coaching”.

“It is malice the most pressure” is moron-speak for, “I have no f*cking clue”.

“superb to any …” is moron-speak for, “superior to any …”.

May 9th, 2009 at 9:27 pm