EDSBS JEOPARDY: WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER TREBEK?
by Orson on Mar 24, 2009 1:20 PM EDT
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Q: "What is Frank Beamer's balanced breakfast?"
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Q: "What is Jonathan Crompton?"
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Q: "What is the name of UConn coach Randy Edsall's blue-ribbon winning Boston Terrier stud?"
(The judges would also accept "Carson Palmer's favorite soda.")
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Q: What are the current contents of Mike Patrick's pockets?
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Q: "What was Les Miles' only line of dialogue as an extra in Bob Guccione's 1979 remake of Caligula?
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Q: "What is the answer to the classic MENSA test question 'How much does a pound of feathers and a pound of lead and Charlie Weis weigh?'"
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Q: "What was Jim Tressel's last shout before collapsing into unconsciousness on a Shreveport riverboat deck? (At a craps table, sadly)"
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Q: What is the one song that can make Tom O'Brien cry like a scalded baby?
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Q: "What is 'Lou Holtz's That Donkey Won't Hunt'?"
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Q: "What are the contents of Howard Schnellenberger's Disaster Readiness Kit?"
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Q: "What is painted in flip-flop glitter acrylic on the back of Ron Zook's jetski?" Judges also would have accepted "What is the Robert Palmer song Steve Spurrier feels best describes him, even if he knows "Simply Irresistible" is probably everyone's answer."
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Q: "What is Jarrett Lee's new job description?"
(Co-written with Holly, of course.)
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It sounds like a fine product Trebek. If it works I’ll buy a dozen!
by drexyl on Mar 24, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions
Tressel would never bet on anything blue. Other than that, the rest are spot on.
by Crabapple Buck on Mar 24, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions
“I’d like to go with The Rapist for 100, Alex.”
Turd Ferguson
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Mar 24, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions
No less, anything ORANGE and blue. And therein lies the problem.
by gatorphunk on Mar 24, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions
Well, the game is afoot. I’ll take anal bum cover for 7,000.
I’ve spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret.
by JIMatUA on Mar 24, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
“Orange and Blue, smells like a horses ass and Ripple?
What is Auburn? or the artist formely known as Tony Franklin?
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Mar 24, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions
Nick Saban is upset because his buzzer didn’t work fast enough, but he didn’t have time for this shit anyway
by swampchomp on Mar 24, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
“Modern Home Economics. An Introduction to Sociology. An Abbreviated Introduction to Sociology.”
What are books sold by Glenn Coffee?
by Philip on Mar 24, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll take Jap Anus Relations for 100, Alex.
by southernmost on Mar 24, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
Alex, I’ll take Potpourri for 1,000.
A. This creature has an IQ of a Gila Monster and the verbal skills of a hyena, coupled with a bright coat
Q. Who is Corinne Brown, Alex?
Right, Bob. Gradulations on your right answer. And, oh – GO GATOR
by yoyofutbawl on Mar 24, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions
That entire thing reads strangely hilarious if you read it as Q and A starting with the headline.
by PeteJayhawk on Mar 24, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions
A: Cato the Elder’s most famous saying.
Q: What is Ceterum censeo USCinem esse delendam?
Correct! The English translation, “furthermore I advise USC should be destroyed” would also be acceptable.
by AERose on Mar 24, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll take “College Football Pundit History” for $1000, Alex.
A: Six.
Q: What was the number of Beano Cook chins in 1998?
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 24, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
AERose @ 13 – a curious thing to ask, given that Aeneas was a Trojan and the father of Rome. Allegedly.
by DC Trojan on Mar 24, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
@ Petejayhawk at 12:
Yeah, especially the sequence Q: “What is Jonathan Crompton” A: “Rape”. As Tennessee fans and Owen Wilson’s character from Wedding Crashers will attest, it’s funny because it’s true.
by MaconDawg on Mar 24, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions
Coop-
Or Jocelyn Elders talkin’ about that great musician, “Eric Clapner, who’s going to play here tonight”.
Maxine’s still too busy asking if the Mars Rover was going to bring back any moon rocks.
by yoyofutbawl on Mar 24, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions
Weis comes in at a svelte 576 these days, huh? Guess he’s been dieting.
by Sue E. Pig on Mar 24, 2009 4:50 PM EDT reply actions
A. This well known comedienne was born in a Tennessee wilderness and moved to Los Angeles at an early age. Has not been employed.
Q. Who is Ellie Mae Clampett?
by hlh on Mar 24, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions
Jesse Palmer’s the rape soda afficionado, not Carson. We regret the error.
by Holly on Mar 24, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
Quite right Holly, Carson Palmer’s a cornhole enthusiast.
by DC Trojan on Mar 25, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
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