CAULIFLOWER EAR IS ALWAYS FREE

by Orson on Mar 24, 2009 3:29 PM EDT

We're headed up to Athens for the evening to go get the shit beat out of us for a piece on MMA. Dhani Jones, we would take the show you do and make it look like the sad dreams of a dull child, we tell you! THE DULLEST DREAMS OF THE DULLEST CHILD!

If you'd like to come by and say hello, well...it could be very embarrassing, so you should probably show up. You may even get to hold a camera, and the cauliflower ear is always free.

In the meantime:

--Marvel at the astonishing silliness of all things Italian!

--Gaze in awe at a hamburger so monumental even Bud Selig could not...well, yes he could screw even the Five-Thirds burger up.

--Vote in the Orson Swindle Regional of the Nasty Fetish Bracket! (NSFW--NOT SAFE FOR THIS WORLD.) Don't look at the Fecophilia picture! Really, don't! We wish we'd never seen it! You have been warned.

--Enjoy Freek's twin variations on the Gradulations Tebow monument after the jump:

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That gym is like a mile and a half from where I’m sitting right now.

I’d show up with my wife’s flip camcorder, but it’s pink, and that probably wouldn’t be good to show at an MMA function with a pink accessory.

by Sean Glennon's Jersey on Mar 24, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions

The second one is wrong.
It’s in the UF locker room, not on the outside of the building.

by mlmintampa on Mar 24, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions

I would be embarassed too if someone showed up to my “Basics of BJ” class.

by beerbaron on Mar 24, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions

Does anyone doubt that Brandon Spikes intends to make Nu’Keese his jailhouse bitch anytime he tries to come across the middle in that game? The only possible change in this scenario is if Spikes takes a liking to Newports and sells him to Major Wright for 2 packs.

by Dave on Mar 24, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions

If you’re not throwing up by the end of warmups, you’re a better man than I.

by This Guy on Mar 24, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions

hey orson this might not reach you in time, but if you get the chance, hit up copper creek—excellent homemade microbrews at reasonable prices. definitely one bar we citizens of athens hang our hats on.

by tomcat on Mar 25, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions