Comments on: LOOK AT THE BIG BRAIN ON MATT STAFFORD http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:04:32 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Jason http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-344104 Jason Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:53:24 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-344104 @24 Your douchebaggery=EPIC SUCCEED @24

Your douchebaggery=EPIC SUCCEED

]]> By: General Disarray http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-344082 General Disarray Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:46:49 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-344082 @22 Your sarcasm=EPIC FAIL @22

Your sarcasm=EPIC FAIL

]]> By: Brian O'Blivion http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343998 Brian O'Blivion Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:29:36 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343998 @20 Click on the link in the previous post #19, douchebag. @20 Click on the link in the previous post #19, douchebag.

]]> By: Jason http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343993 Jason Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:02:22 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343993 GD @ 21: Seriously? My sarcasm must have seriously misfired. Maybe this will help: http://www.veoh.com/collection/NBC-Saturday-Night-Live/watch/v1686874zAtRtjMY GD @ 21:
Seriously? My sarcasm must have seriously misfired.

Maybe this will help:

http://www.veoh.com/collection/NBC-Saturday-Night-Live/watch/v1686874zAtRtjMY

]]> By: General Disarray http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343973 General Disarray Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:58:16 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343973 Jason @3 & 16 Newsflash Dawgboy, the Wonderlic is a typical standardized test that at best, is a mediocre judge of intelligence. Different people learn in different ways, and while standardized testing is a necessary evil, it is not the complete measure of a person's intelligence. Harvin may be a bust in the NFL due to his tendency to get injured, but his pure speed is an awesome thing to behold. There is no doubt he is a tough SOB, after playing through two seasons with multiple injuries (including the BCS game), but that was at the college level, not the NFL where players get paid to hurt other players. My guess is that he'll get drafted by an AFC team, and some time during his first two seasons, he'll be tackled by a Baltimore Raven defender, and then at the last second, All World Linebacker Ray Lewis will dive onto the pile, spearing Harvin and breaking his knee/leg/spine. Ray will then rise from the turf and gyrate in an inhuman spasmodic dance of celebration for the cameras, even if the game is only being broadcast to the greater Baltimore metropolitan area. Stafford, on the other hand will sign a 5 year deal with Detroit based on his awesome physical skills, and will spend 3+ years breaking every interception record in existence, and disabling half of his receiving corps by breaking their ribs with his patented 5 yard out laser to the ribs. Finally, in the beginning of his fourth year, he breaks Ben Rongrastname's record for concussions, and retires to an old folks home outside of Phoenix, 'cause he can't remember where the hell he's originally from anymore. Claiming your schools superiority because of the results of a standardized test is a bit like teaching a pig to sing. It's a complete waste of your time, and it irritates the pig. Jason @3 & 16

Newsflash Dawgboy, the Wonderlic is a typical standardized test that at best, is a mediocre judge of intelligence. Different people learn in different ways, and while standardized testing is a necessary evil, it is not the complete measure of a person’s intelligence.

Harvin may be a bust in the NFL due to his tendency to get injured, but his pure speed is an awesome thing to behold. There is no doubt he is a tough SOB, after playing through two seasons with multiple injuries (including the BCS game), but that was at the college level, not the NFL where players get paid to hurt other players.

My guess is that he’ll get drafted by an AFC team, and some time during his first two seasons, he’ll be tackled by a Baltimore Raven defender, and then at the last second, All World Linebacker Ray Lewis will dive onto the pile, spearing Harvin and breaking his knee/leg/spine. Ray will then rise from the turf and gyrate in an inhuman spasmodic dance of celebration for the cameras, even if the game is only being broadcast to the greater Baltimore metropolitan area.

Stafford, on the other hand will sign a 5 year deal with Detroit based on his awesome physical skills, and will spend 3+ years breaking every interception record in existence, and disabling half of his receiving corps by breaking their ribs with his patented 5 yard out laser to the ribs. Finally, in the beginning of his fourth year, he breaks Ben Rongrastname’s record for concussions, and retires to an old folks home outside of Phoenix, ’cause he can’t remember where the hell he’s originally from anymore.

Claiming your schools superiority because of the results of a standardized test is a bit like teaching a pig to sing. It’s a complete waste of your time, and it irritates the pig.

]]> By: stevechas http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343959 stevechas Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:32:43 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343959 It was Brad. take the Wonderlik again. It was Brad. take the Wonderlik again.

]]> By: Brian O'Blivion http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343946 Brian O'Blivion Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:04:57 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343946 @17 Sue E Pig - it was <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/fullcredits#cast" rel="nofollow">Brett.</a> And technically, it was "Check out the big brain on Brett", but the headline works. @17 Sue E Pig – it was Brett.

And technically, it was “Check out the big brain on Brett”, but the headline works.

]]> By: Croc http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343944 Croc Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:49:18 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343944 @16 based on a survey of ..... 2? @16
based on a survey of ….. 2?

]]> By: Sue E. Pig http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343943 Sue E. Pig Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:35:19 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343943 Brian @11- Was it Brett or Brad? Brian @11-

Was it Brett or Brad?

]]> By: Jason http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343941 Jason Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:00:23 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343941 sb @ 9: Sure, act like you don't know what I mean. We can all pretend that what we really care about are "national championships," or "winning the conference," or "winning the division" or "not losing three games in ways both embarrassing and imaginative." Or, we could be adults about it, and admit that what really matters is whose program better prepares young men for the Wonderlic test. sb @ 9:
Sure, act like you don’t know what I mean. We can all pretend that what we really care about are “national championships,” or “winning the conference,” or “winning the division” or “not losing three games in ways both embarrassing and imaginative.” Or, we could be adults about it, and admit that what really matters is whose program better prepares young men for the Wonderlic test.

]]> By: zzgator http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343937 zzgator Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:18:23 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343937 tri guy...depends on which group you are considering...Percy's score was definitely in the top 1% of 1% of junior wide receivers from Virginia with two BCS NC rings. tri guy…depends on which group you are considering…Percy’s score was definitely in the top 1% of 1% of junior wide receivers from Virginia with two BCS NC rings.

]]> By: the tri guy http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343931 the tri guy Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:38:13 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343931 So you're saying the Percy's Wonderlic wasn't in the top 1% of 1%? So you’re saying the Percy’s Wonderlic wasn’t in the top 1% of 1%?

]]> By: TrickyDick http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343930 TrickyDick Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:34:50 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343930 But Corch Urban is running the best akademeec unoversity in the nation. What will the Chilren think now? But Corch Urban is running the best akademeec unoversity in the nation. What will the Chilren think now?

]]> By: NCT http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343929 NCT Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:34:31 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343929 It's not whether intelligence helps you dodge tackles and whatnot that's cause for concern; it's that speed gets you a free ride at Chapel Hill, even if you don't think so good. It’s not whether intelligence helps you dodge tackles and whatnot that’s cause for concern; it’s that speed gets you a free ride at Chapel Hill, even if you don’t think so good.

]]> By: Brian O'Blivion http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/03/23/look-at-the-big-brain-on-matt-stafford/comment-page-1/#comment-343907 Brian O'Blivion Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:48:01 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=9639#comment-343907 Remember, the big brain on Brett didn't work out so well for him in the movie. Remember, the big brain on Brett didn’t work out so well for him in the movie.

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