CORCH URBAN MEYER CO-CO-CO-CORCH URBAN MEYER

O., while not sure of the accurate spelling, I would tend toward inserting the “a”, thus “coarch”…for some reason it adds to the inanity of the congresswoman’s verbal feces…just sayin’…

Dat be, Corch Urban Meyer(S), OS.

I’ll takes (1) Large….expedited for the O&B game.

You are hereby requested to make said shirts in a more “Gator-y” orange, please.

That color above makes my eyes bleed.

Emmitt Smiff think that High Preestis talk gud.

GO GATOR!

I did a little research into Ms. Brown yesterday after reading the “content”.

Are any of those numerous accusations against Ms. Brown actually true? Or is she being visciously attacked by a right wing conspiracy group? I mean, I truly find it hard to believe that someone so stupid could actually be corrupt, as well! I’m just kidding. Here in Michigan we have Kwame and the City Clowncil. They have forever cured any hope I could muster in any politician.

Anyway. Is it true that Urban Meyer is running for Gov. In Fla? Is he going to Notre Dame? Does Lane Kittens secretly love Urban? Can gators stand on their tails? Will Tebow “accidently” hit Lane Kittens in the face with a football this season? Is New England trying to hire Urban? Is Vince Lombardi Urban’s actual and real surrogate father?

Frightening thoughts, one and all.

lol I would wear that shirt

Top notch. I would suggest that her pronunciation (that’s really a euphemism) sounds more like Corch Irving Meyers. I will take at least one large Corch shirt. It’s the perfect gift for the Corch in your life.

PS- EDSBS remains superior to any other blogs in the conferences that you play in

Needs the “Reeeeemixxx” tag.

And if you can get that boxing robe she was wearing, I’m in.

The vid is so good that I was looking for LSUfreek’s name at the bottom.

macker…..I think you mean “EDSBS remains superb to any other blogs in the conferences that you play in”.

Two questions:

1) Does wherever she got that boxing robe make other college-licensed ones?

2) Is Ole Miss the actual national champion, being as they beat UF in “the playoffs”?

MikeLew-

Thanks for the gusty sportmanship in clarifying this superbiority. Getting these words wrong would be like defaming the Gettysburg Address.

And I agree with #4 on that orange. Unacceptable.

BTW, Uncle Vern is calling the Tennessee – OK State game online right now if you are having withdrawals.

I would join in the banter if it weren’t for the fact that my last [married] Congressman is currently in the middle of a divorce when it turned out that he was having sex with a county official and used marital funds to keep her quiet….

He replaced my prior Congressman who just got out of rehab after admitting to soliciting young [male] pages working in DC,

And no, neither got my vote. Fortunately, neither are UF grads. Small consolation.

[Sigh]

I think its safe to say she didn’t read the bailout packages.

We’s so prouds to haves Mrs. Brown represents our skool! I’s just want to gradulate hers for all the hard works. Go Gator!

Great video! I think Emmitt is even embarrassed. Go affirmative action!

Hey everyone. This is the creator of this disturbing video speaking. It’s been up on my blog (linked above) and Youtube since last Sunday (March 15) and it’s spreading as fast as the gusty dashing of Percy Harvey.

Anyway, let me know if anyone has some good material for more music videos. I rushed that one out in about an hour, and considered doing a better mix (with more music and some more Corrine Brown rapping) but I’m not sure if people would want it or not.

By the way, if someone is selling T-shirts, I want in on it. : )

You have to lubricate that bill through the confetti.

Oh Corrine. Mrs Brown is one of North Florida’s Representatives out of Jacksonville. In a strange round about way, you may also feel free to blame Mrs Brown for the initial election of one George W Bush… I’ll explain.

Remember how in 2000 there were bunches of ballot…. “issues” in Florida. Like in many other eletions, a candidate visits churches and fund raisers etc. One of her campaign slogans used in several poor (ie less politically savvy) districts was “don’t forget to vote for Brown”. In Corrine’s district there were thousands of discounted presidential votes, votes that Corrine was able to keep. Why you may ask? Because on the ballots were marked Corrine Brown, representative, Al Gore, President…… and Harry Brown, President candidate of the libraterian party. This is no joke. There was like 20k votes for Gore thrown out in Jax that had both Browns checked.

Then they deserved to have their ballots invalidated.

@22

This could probably be said for any number of politicians, but I wonder how many donated dollars and volunteer hours have gone into getting this woman elected over the years. And look what they’ve gotten in return.

I vote yay for Corch shirt, for some reason I really love the pixelation. Very… Oregon trail-ish. You will die of dysentery if you don’t make this shirt.

Can I get my Corch shirt made into a lovely silk robe?