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March 20, 2009

CORCH URBAN MEYER CO-CO-CO-CORCH URBAN MEYER

Get bitten by today’s hottest internet zombie: the Corrine Brown Dance Remix.

We’ll work on getting that on a shirt for you shortly.

Addendum: Video originally found here.

Filed under: Uncategorized by Orson Swindle

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26 Responses to “CORCH URBAN MEYER CO-CO-CO-CORCH URBAN MEYER”

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sb says:

O., while not sure of the accurate spelling, I would tend toward inserting the “a”, thus “coarch”…for some reason it adds to the inanity of the congresswoman’s verbal feces…just sayin’…

March 20th, 2009 at 11:56 am
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OnTap says:

Dat be, Corch Urban Meyer(S), OS.

March 20th, 2009 at 11:59 am
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Grady says:

I’ll takes (1) Large….expedited for the O&B game.

March 20th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
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zzgator says:

You are hereby requested to make said shirts in a more “Gator-y” orange, please.

That color above makes my eyes bleed.

March 20th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
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MrRedDevil says:

Emmitt Smiff think that High Preestis talk gud.

GO GATOR!

March 20th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
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Elliot Ness says:

I did a little research into Ms. Brown yesterday after reading the “content”.

Are any of those numerous accusations against Ms. Brown actually true? Or is she being visciously attacked by a right wing conspiracy group? I mean, I truly find it hard to believe that someone so stupid could actually be corrupt, as well! I’m just kidding. Here in Michigan we have Kwame and the City Clowncil. They have forever cured any hope I could muster in any politician.

Anyway. Is it true that Urban Meyer is running for Gov. In Fla? Is he going to Notre Dame? Does Lane Kittens secretly love Urban? Can gators stand on their tails? Will Tebow “accidently” hit Lane Kittens in the face with a football this season? Is New England trying to hire Urban? Is Vince Lombardi Urban’s actual and real surrogate father?

Frightening thoughts, one and all.

March 20th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
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longhorn88 says:

lol I would wear that shirt

March 20th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
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macker says:

Top notch. I would suggest that her pronunciation (that’s really a euphemism) sounds more like Corch Irving Meyers. I will take at least one large Corch shirt. It’s the perfect gift for the Corch in your life.

PS- EDSBS remains superior to any other blogs in the conferences that you play in

March 20th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:

Needs the “Reeeeemixxx” tag.

And if you can get that boxing robe she was wearing, I’m in.

March 20th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:

The vid is so good that I was looking for LSUfreek’s name at the bottom.

March 20th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
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MikeLew says:

macker…..I think you mean “EDSBS remains superb to any other blogs in the conferences that you play in”.

March 20th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
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Techie says:

Two questions:

1) Does wherever she got that boxing robe make other college-licensed ones?

2) Is Ole Miss the actual national champion, being as they beat UF in “the playoffs”?

March 20th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
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macker says:

MikeLew-

Thanks for the gusty sportmanship in clarifying this superbiority. Getting these words wrong would be like defaming the Gettysburg Address.

March 20th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:

And I agree with #4 on that orange. Unacceptable.

BTW, Uncle Vern is calling the Tennessee – OK State game online right now if you are having withdrawals.

March 20th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
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hobeg8r says:

I would join in the banter if it weren’t for the fact that my last [married] Congressman is currently in the middle of a divorce when it turned out that he was having sex with a county official and used marital funds to keep her quiet….

He replaced my prior Congressman who just got out of rehab after admitting to soliciting young [male] pages working in DC,

And no, neither got my vote. Fortunately, neither are UF grads. Small consolation.

[Sigh]

March 20th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
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EZ says:

I think its safe to say she didn’t read the bailout packages.

March 20th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
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Go Gator says:

We’s so prouds to haves Mrs. Brown represents our skool! I’s just want to gradulate hers for all the hard works. Go Gator!

March 20th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
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Croc says:

Great video! I think Emmitt is even embarrassed. Go affirmative action!

March 20th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
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NoopsDawg says:

Hey everyone. This is the creator of this disturbing video speaking. It’s been up on my blog (linked above) and Youtube since last Sunday (March 15) and it’s spreading as fast as the gusty dashing of Percy Harvey.

Anyway, let me know if anyone has some good material for more music videos. I rushed that one out in about an hour, and considered doing a better mix (with more music and some more Corrine Brown rapping) but I’m not sure if people would want it or not.

March 20th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
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NoopsDawg says:

By the way, if someone is selling T-shirts, I want in on it. : )

March 20th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:

You have to lubricate that bill through the confetti.

March 20th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
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Al-D says:

Oh Corrine. Mrs Brown is one of North Florida’s Representatives out of Jacksonville. In a strange round about way, you may also feel free to blame Mrs Brown for the initial election of one George W Bush… I’ll explain.

Remember how in 2000 there were bunches of ballot…. “issues” in Florida. Like in many other eletions, a candidate visits churches and fund raisers etc. One of her campaign slogans used in several poor (ie less politically savvy) districts was “don’t forget to vote for Brown”. In Corrine’s district there were thousands of discounted presidential votes, votes that Corrine was able to keep. Why you may ask? Because on the ballots were marked Corrine Brown, representative, Al Gore, President…… and Harry Brown, President candidate of the libraterian party. This is no joke. There was like 20k votes for Gore thrown out in Jax that had both Browns checked.

March 21st, 2009 at 7:39 am
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Techie says:

Then they deserved to have their ballots invalidated.

March 21st, 2009 at 10:11 am
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PW says:

@22

This could probably be said for any number of politicians, but I wonder how many donated dollars and volunteer hours have gone into getting this woman elected over the years. And look what they’ve gotten in return.

March 23rd, 2009 at 7:36 am
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Jean Short says:

I vote yay for Corch shirt, for some reason I really love the pixelation. Very… Oregon trail-ish. You will die of dysentery if you don’t make this shirt.

March 23rd, 2009 at 10:59 am
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TheDeuce69 says:

Can I get my Corch shirt made into a lovely silk robe?

March 23rd, 2009 at 3:21 pm