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PENN STATE GENTLY ENTERS FULMER CUP

Penn State isn't staging full apartment invasions or threatening teammates with machetes as in past years, but Joe Paterno's squad's always been about the basics, and nothing is more basic to the fundamentals of the Fulmer Cup than a quality disorderly conduct charge. Isn't that right, Joe?

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Yes, our thoughts exactly. Jared T. Odrick got into a sidewalk scuffle with some citizens, who then tracked down the Nittany Lion football player by his picture on Penn State's website. The resulting disorderly conduct charge and one Fulmer Cup point are further proof that Joe Paterno's decision to smash any computer he sees with a cane to buy a bit more time until the computers become self-aware and eliminate the scourge of humanity forever is a very sound one indeed. You call him a Luddite; he calls himself a freedom fighter for the fleshened ones. History will prove him right.

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I don’t call him a luddite, the trendy term is “urban amish”.

by oc phil on Mar 17, 2009 11:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Penn St. is just getting a misdemeanor out of the way so that the impending bombshell arrest of 2009 won’t get swept away under the ETJ3 clause.

by CincySooner on Mar 17, 2009 11:53 AM EDT reply actions  

A staunch luddite forced to secretly use vcr’s and a telephone to work from home due to his injury. That is internal anguish.

by DanF on Mar 17, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of JoePa, Woot is finally onto your favorite photo of the man.

http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=7648

by Rich on Mar 17, 2009 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

State Penn (oohh BURRRNNN!) gets its crime on during the season when FC points don’t count. Don’t know how many points it would have been a couple years ago, but it was alot.

by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 17, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

What, O?

No link to Gainesville’s own Congressperson Corrine Brown’s speech to “Gradulate Corch Meyers and Percy Harvey” on their BCS success?

by NRBQ on Mar 17, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

No. It’s over at the Sporting Blog if you want it, dammit, but Corrine Brown holds an cert in education from Florida, which is equivalent to an HVAC certificate, except not as lucrative.

by Orson Swindle on Mar 17, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

…proof that Joe Paterno’s decision to smash any computer he sees with a cane to buy a bit more time until the computers become self-aware and eliminate the scourge of humanity forever…

Joe’s seen the Matrix. He doesn’t want the machines stealing his food source of brains.

by Geaux Irish on Mar 17, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

She also holds a Master’s and “teaches” at two Fla. colleges.

Her Wiki page is must-read. I believe Freek authored it.

by NRBQ on Mar 17, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

OT, but nevertheless. The two WfVU players were acquitted in court. Do the FC points get taken off the board?

by Millon de Floss on Mar 17, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

NRBQ and O.,…Mzzz Brown is not a Gainesville rep…she has inflicted herself on the fair city of Jacksonville for over a decade…unless Elbridge Gerry’s geographical philandering somehow includes portions of Alachua County together with Duval County, and mystically/creatively abridges Clay, Baker and Putnam Counties…Just so you know, we who live within her district (or listening range) applaud her every statement…one cannot consciously make up the shit which burps forth from Corrine’s lips. And her holding a teaching certificate is rationale enough to just fuckin’ stop given’ ’em out…all she can teach is graft, corruption and racial divide.

by sb on Mar 17, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

sb-

Maybe I shouldn’t put so much confidence in Wiki, which says she represents Alachua.

I lived in said county many (many, many) years ago. Think: before Disney bought Orlando. If there was ever a more ignorant, rougher, redneckier region anywhere than north central Fla was at that time, I hope I never see it.

by NRBQ on Mar 17, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

NRBQ,

I stand corrected! Brown’s unbelievably gerrymandered district actually does stretch from Duval down to Alachua! Amazing to have both an entirely nonsensically constructed district for an entirely nonfunctional and corrupt representative.

by sb on Mar 18, 2009 10:50 AM EDT reply actions  

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