BUY TOMMY BOWDEN'S EXTREMELY OVERPRICED HOUSE

by Orson on Mar 16, 2009 3:40 PM EDT

Since we got in trouble the last time we posted realtor's pictures, here is a photo of a burning house.

How much would you pay for a four bedroom house in rural South Carolina? Do we hear $1.35 million? No, we don't, but that's because you're clearly not taking the true cash value of bitch mentality into account here. Tommy Bowden's house on Lake Hartwell is for sale, and it not only comes with a heaping surplus of bitch mentality to spread around the place, but also four bathrooms, a boat dock, marble flooring, exercise room, guest quarters, pool, and Rod Spence just hanging around the place for the next year or so wondering if you need him to, you know, fix anything up or call a bubble screen or somethin'.

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And very, very white.

by Jackwraith on Mar 16, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions

I think Tommy ought to call Nick Saban and ask his opinion….

by Croc on Mar 16, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions

…and as you’ll note, the cavernous interior and copious amounts of windows will ensure that your summer cooling bills will approach the 2007 monthly salary of Dick Fuld.

Now, if you’ll follow me into the drawing room…

by Year2 on Mar 16, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions

The man’s name was Rob Spence.

I’d hate to offend anyone out there who happens to be named Rod Spence by associating him with Rob ‘bubble-screen’ Spence

by fdog on Mar 16, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions

Now, if it only came with Tommy’s daughter….

by DrB on Mar 16, 2009 6:14 PM EDT reply actions

EH, he can sit on that house until he gets what he wants for it. It’s not like he needs to move, as he’s unemployed…and already a millionaire. Still though, not too big a market for 1.35 million dollar homes in that area.

by Brian on Mar 16, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions