BUY TOMMY BOWDEN’S EXTREMELY OVERPRICED HOUSE
Since we got in trouble the last time we posted realtor’s pictures, here is a photo of a burning house.
How much would you pay for a four bedroom house in rural South Carolina? Do we hear $1.35 million? No, we don’t, but that’s because you’re clearly not taking the true cash value of bitch mentality into account here. Tommy Bowden’s house on Lake Hartwell is for sale, and it not only comes with a heaping surplus of bitch mentality to spread around the place, but also four bathrooms, a boat dock, marble flooring, exercise room, guest quarters, pool, and Rod Spence just hanging around the place for the next year or so wondering if you need him to, you know, fix anything up or call a bubble screen or somethin’.
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Jackwraith says:
And very, very white.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
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Croc says:
I think Tommy ought to call Nick Saban and ask his opinion….
March 16th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
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Year2 says:
…and as you’ll note, the cavernous interior and copious amounts of windows will ensure that your summer cooling bills will approach the 2007 monthly salary of Dick Fuld.
Now, if you’ll follow me into the drawing room…
March 16th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
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fdog says:
The man’s name was Rob Spence.
I’d hate to offend anyone out there who happens to be named Rod Spence by associating him with Rob ‘bubble-screen’ Spence
March 16th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
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DrB says:
Now, if it only came with Tommy’s daughter….
March 16th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
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Brian says:
EH, he can sit on that house until he gets what he wants for it. It’s not like he needs to move, as he’s unemployed…and already a millionaire. Still though, not too big a market for 1.35 million dollar homes in that area.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
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JD says:
Excellent excuse to use the “Tommy Bowden got a bitch mentality” tag again.
March 16th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
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zibby says:
Rob Spence is busy trying to make Syracuse look like it has something that vaguely resembles a functional offense.
Who cares that he was a complete catastrofark at Clemson? Dougie Marrone hired him and he’s ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US.
March 17th, 2009 at 10:39 am
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wooooohooooo says:
Sweet! I’ve always wanted to live next to an irradiated lake. Eating fish is overrated.
March 17th, 2009 at 1:41 pm