PETE CARROLL IS LOVING THE BACK DOOR TODAY

by Orson on Mar 12, 2009 1:21 PM EDT

From Twitter:

That special moment when someone of non-sexual identity stumbles across that line in conversation, like when your uncle says "Man, your mother could factory-test a mattress in her day," or your father says "Body Heat, now that's how you make love to a woman", or a priest says "I'm not that kind of priest, but you know I ain't exactly dead, man." We're there just thinking about the implications of this. Thanks, Pete. We're going to have to use lava soap to wash this layer of skeeved-out off our besoiled flesh.

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Especially since Muddy Waters’ version is much better.

by Harris on Mar 12, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions

Harris, it’s all part of the glorious tradition of whitey heisting songs from the brother man and turning them into profit for the other man.

by DC Trojan on Mar 12, 2009 1:42 PM EDT reply actions

This isn’t some coded reference to which part of the Golden State he is currently recruiting in, is it?

/ yes, I went there…but I did stay away from jokes linking his team’s nickname to practices such as those
// Damn, this 40 days and 40 night shyte sucks!
/// really looking forward to getting that dispensation for Saint Patrick’s Day

by Phocion on Mar 12, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions

Everyone here is either jacked thinking about naked Pete Carroll (orientation matters not) or lying about it.

by Sam @ WWAHT on Mar 12, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions

He seems like the type.

by Kecalf Bailey on Mar 12, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions

I wonder if this is how he recruits so well…

I mean, there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot else he has in common with the young black athlete of today.
I can imagine him texting a recruit now, “yo, rashad, you wouldn’t believe the badonk I just saw walkin’ ’cross campus. word. P-nasty, out”

by Kecalf Bailey on Mar 12, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions

@ 6

No, but Ron Zook will certainly indulge such stereotypes.

by Sam @ WWAHT on Mar 12, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions

I can’t believe this exists. Great find, Orson. Unbelievable.

“Whatever happened to the band OMC? Love their stuff, especially “How Bizarre”
4:30 PM Mar 3rd from TwitterBerry "

by I Love Turd on Mar 12, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions

>>Thanks, Pete. We’re going to have to use lava soap to wash this layer of skeeved-out off our besoiled flesh.

RichRod says: hold the soap

by zippy on Mar 12, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions

I also like the fact that Pete Carroll reads Shaq’s twitter feed. Eventually, all the world’s celebrities will have short-burst conversations for all of our amusement.

by gosouthgohard on Mar 12, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions

He does get bonus points for proper apostrophe usage though. (The Doors’…)

by Adam E. on Mar 12, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions

And once again, OMC fades off into obscurity. How commonplace.

by Grimey on Mar 12, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions

@ DCT: Right on, brotha. But, see? When the revolution comes, we gon’ get rid of all that ofay bullshit, you dig? Nuthin’ but righteous music for the people. As the late, great Brother Bob Marley said, “Liberate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds.” That’s why, after a hard day of trying to smash Mr. Charlie Bobo’s racist police state, I like to unwind with a little Dave Matthews Band. Them cats is solid.

by Harris on Mar 12, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions

Sam @ #4…uh, NOT! Oh, sorry, that sounded judgmental didn’t it? I am supposed to make an effort not to judge those that judge, for in judging I invite judgment…(this is part of my effort to reform my lesbian buddhist psychic…not to judge her, you see, but to help her to see the benefits of heterosexuality…the buddhist and psychic aspects don’t bother me at all…was that judgmental?)

by sb on Mar 12, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions

I thought “back door man” (back then) was a term for a secret lovah that would come to a woman’s back door, then sneakily bang her (and not necessarily in the rear). Actually, either way I’m kinda skeeved out.

by GatorAM on Mar 12, 2009 4:59 PM EDT reply actions

This means nothing until I see usage of the handkerchief code.

by Anonymous IV on Mar 12, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions

Harris @ 13 – funny that, I’ve been distributing copies of Darius Rucker’s country album up and down North Capitol Street and in Anacostia, in an effort for a little reverse-racist profit opportunity. Unfortunately not everyone to whom I’ve offered the CD has seen the funny side of it.

by DC Trojan on Mar 12, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions