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That special moment when someone of non-sexual identity stumbles across that line in conversation, like when your uncle says “Man, your mother could factory-test a mattress in her day,” or your father says “Body Heat, now that’s how you make love to a woman”, or a priest says “I’m not that kind of priest, but you know I ain’t exactly dead, man.” We’re there just thinking about the implications of this. Thanks, Pete. We’re going to have to use lava soap to wash this layer of skeeved-out off our besoiled flesh.