Syracuse teammates Jonathan Meldrum, Bud Tribbey and Josh White are suffering from an overabundance of charm (and, it appears, free time). Kindly allow them to share a little of both with you, gentle readers. Via Messrs. Nunes Magician, we bring you...we're not entirely sure.

Ladies, shield your ovaries. Gentlemen, cling fiercely to your wives lest they be led astray by its weapons-grade babymaking prowess.