FULMER CUPDATE: HELLO, NEIGHBOR
Man 1: Hey, you introduced yourself to the neighbors yet?
Man 2: Nah, man.
Man 1: Why not? You should? It helps to know people, meet new friends, get a lay of the neighborhood, it's--
Man 2:Trust me. It's not worth it. Plus I have to do it sooner rather than later.
Man 1: When are you going to say hi?
Man 2: Oh, later I guess.
Man 1: You should bring them a bottle of wine. People like wine.
Man 2: Oh, man I don't think that's a good idea.
(Two felony charges get UAB a total of six points for Will Dunbar, who failed to register as a sex offender or notify the state of Alabama of his change of address to tell everyone he's a pederast what's a pederast shut the fuck up Donny.)
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You’d think that someone who graduated with a degree in criminal science would have greater awareness of these sorts of things.
by Doug on Mar 10, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions
Dunbar was convicted in the aggravated sodomy and aggravated rape of a 16-year-old girl in Fulton County, Ga. in 2004
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
Good to know UAB has such fine individuals on their team.
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 10, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
So the “rape and sodomy” of the 16 year old happened in 2004, which would have made him what… 16? Does anyone know whether this was one of those situations where momma caught him in bed with her little girl and because she was a minor it was considered rape, or if he really is the evil rapist of teen girls the scary mug shot makes him look like?
by JTG on Mar 10, 2009 5:46 PM EDT reply actions
JTG
Seeing that this is the fine state of Georgia, I’m pretty sure that the sex was consensual and he got caught red-handed in the cookie jar, as they say. Another possibility is that he was not caught, but convinced the girl to do some very freaky things, and when her friends and/or enemies found out she yelled rape. The lesson here, don’t have sex in Georgia with anyone under 18, even if you are her age.
by BuddyColtrane on Mar 10, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions
I also thought that the supreme court ruled all sodomy laws unconstitutional in 2003.
by Theskipster on Mar 10, 2009 6:14 PM EDT reply actions
He was a senior in 2008 and got his degree. He’s not on the 2009 spring roster. Looks like no points for UAB.
http://uabsports.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/albr-m-footbl-mtt.html
by CTP on Mar 10, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions
As a Georgia fan, I really don’t think it was necessary to include a picture of Willie Martinez with this post.
by MaconDawg on Mar 10, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions
@7. Nope. Just Texas’s consensual homosexual contact law, and, even then because it was not rationally related to a legitimate end. In any event “sodomy” can define multiple flavahs of love and is not just strictly buggery.
by der schatten on Mar 10, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
He was a senior in 2008 and got his degree. He’s not on the 2009 spring roster. Looks like no points for UAB.
by CTP on Mar 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
He’s graduated already, so should this be on the board?
by BurritoBrosShits on Mar 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
“So the "rape and sodomy" of the 16 year old happened in 2004, which would have made him what… 16? Does anyone know whether this was one of those situations where momma caught him in bed with her little girl and because she was a minor it was considered rape, or if he really is the evil rapist of teen girls the scary mug shot makes him look like?”
I don’t think so. Statutory Rape is a separate crime in GA and the age of consent is 16.
16-6-3 G
- CODE SECTION * 12/03/01
16-6-3.
(a) A person commits the offense of statutory rape when he or she
engages in sexual intercourse with any person under the age of 16
years and not his or her spouse, provided that no conviction shall
be had for this offense on the unsupported testimony of the victim.
by Techie on Mar 10, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
As a UAB student and sports writer, I’m kind of appalled. But at least the UAB football team will finally get some national props.
by Echo on Mar 10, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
Your information is incorrect. You should probably at least attempt to use the correct story, even though using AL.com as a news source is just slightly above Ann Coulter and a hair below Rush Limbaugh.
by Anon on Mar 11, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
He should have just killed somebody. Then, after time served, he wouldn’t have to register with anyone no matter where he lived. Think on that one!
Instead, he gets to be the victim of the very cheap political practices of the rednecks who run Georgia! Yay, democracy! Yay pandering to the morons who live here!
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Mar 11, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
- 8
As Der Schatten mentioned, Lawrence v. Texas just struck down the criminalization of consensual homosexual conduct.
#7
Georgia, as many states, views those 16 and under as lacking the ability to consent to that type of conduct. So no matter how hard one cries, “But she wanted it”, she doesn’t have the capacity to consent.
by CapstoneAlum on Mar 11, 2009 9:36 AM EDT reply actions
“In any event "sodomy" can define multiple flavahs of love and is not just strictly buggery.”
Exactly. I first learned this when I read an article online that had a female teacher being charged with sodomizing one of her male students. I asked the writer how the hell that could happen, and she replied that in Alabama, pretty much any act sexual in nature that isn’t actual intercourse can be considered sodomy (in that case it was knob-schlobbing, I believe)- I wouldn’t be surprised if the law was similar or the same in GA.
by MiseanAUFan on Mar 11, 2009 10:25 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah, points don’t count. He was no longer on the team.
But for the record he was 19 at the time of the rape/sodomy, and the charges were aggravated, meaning it was forcible rape, not just your run of the mill two kids in the sack freaking.
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 11, 2009 10:52 AM EDT reply actions
Couldn’t state it any more succinctly or correctly than…“Just Texas’s consensual homosexual contact law, and, even then because it was not rationally related to a [i]legitimate end[/i].”
by zzgator on Mar 11, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions
@22
Not to trash your comment, but that is the biggest crock of shit that I’ve heard. At 13(the age in which I lost my virginity) I damn well knew what I was doing, and I would have turned down pussy if I didn’t feel it was up to snuff. Now people say 25 and up fucking 13 year olds, then yeah that is sick, but two teenagers? That doesn’t fly. But the government and media knows whats best for teens, so who am I to argue.
by BuddyColtrane on Mar 11, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Wow, so there is Sodomy. What is Gomorrahamy?
Chances are, the chick in question is white. Therein lies your charges, even in consent.
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Mar 11, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions

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