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Dabo Gets His Motherfucker On:

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Come for the bland Greg Davis variation of the spread; stay for the profane inspirational speeches.

Dear Lane Kiffin: John Abraham says you're wrong; we want tickets to SEC Media Days like yesterday, if only to see the DUHHHface up close.

Auburn, year one: sugary. Auburn will pay a million dollars for the privilege of playing Arkansas State. The fact that Arkansas State will be joining a positively glucose-ish lineup of Furman, Ball State, and Louisiana Tech in the 2010 schedule is not new; that they paid the Meth Lab Explosion a mil to get the date is new. Gene Chizik really wants to get to year three.

DUItama. Willie Tuitama, who led Arizona to a Las Vegas Bowl win last year after taking a sound beating as starting qb for a slow-ripening Wildcat team, treated his chronic pain by getting very drunk and going to McDonald's in a car. This illegal behavior is brought to you by Mountain Dew Code Red, the official beverage of XTREEM DUI nationwide.

"Her body is amazing. I wish we could stab her and sell her for meat." Silver Sonic XL, you never fail to entertain. The sad thing about purchasing one would not be hearing people talking about you, you paranoid little ape; no, the sad thing would be how fucking inane most human communication is, and that most of it is repeated information clarified and re-clarified between two people not really listening to each other at all. Or, to rephrase: just like Thom Brennaman calling a college football game with anyone.

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I personally like the college class filled with maybe five people, and someone has trouble hearing. What do they do in lecture halls, flip and kill a few motherfuckers so they can hear the professor restate the book verbatim?

by poguemahone on Mar 10, 2009 10:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Erroneous! Erroneous on the Auburn account!

You juxtaposed Arky State with Auburn’s 2009 softies. We are playing WFVU next year, along with the aforementioned Furman, La Tech, and Ball State.

In 2010, as the article points out, our OOC games are Clemson, La-Monroe, Chattanooga and Arky State, which may be just as easy as the slate you Frankensteined together.

[/cheap shot on Yabo Dabo doo]

by WarCardinals on Mar 10, 2009 10:10 AM EDT reply actions  

WarCardinals—that correction is almost worse than the gibberish we cobbled together up there.

by Orson Swindle on Mar 10, 2009 10:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Its funny the cues people use to classify with. For instance, ear pieces. Douchery? Yes. Stalker? I wouldn’t think that. But my wife thinks that any small car, that isn’t a “muscle” car, screams “pedophile”. That line of thinking is kinda harsh when gas was $4 a gallon.

by meatybob on Mar 10, 2009 10:48 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m waiting for my precious AU to join the Sunbelt or SWAC.

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by Jay W. T. F. Jacobs on Mar 10, 2009 11:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Anytime Free Shoes U. calls another program cheaters, it proves the old saw “the pot can’t call the kettle black.”

However, all Clempson & FSU inroads on shady recruiting have a common source – The Bear, who earned a free NCAA ride after he nearly bankrupted The Saturday Evening Post back in the early 60s when he was accused.

by yoyofutbawl on Mar 10, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Here’s what could be an interesting plot twist. Just saying if A-State goes 6-6 again, we might be looking for a new coach. Phone call #1 would be made to a certain man who is from the state of Arkansas and was an assistant at ASU who is currently not employed at the moment. You think Tubs would enjoy getting a shot at the school/AD that canned him?

by Running Joe Rides Again on Mar 10, 2009 11:45 AM EDT reply actions  

@6 Ask Texas and Texas A&M how those cupcakes tasted. It took a screw job by Big 12 refs to save Bevo’s hide in ’07.

by Running Joe Rides Again on Mar 10, 2009 11:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Ko Simpson did not become “worth millions” by pumping gas.

by mattain on Mar 10, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. - Huh?

Are you intimating the Sunbelt might be as good as the SEC?

I’ll agree with you that they both play D1 football.

Please respond indignantly with the many conquests of sunbelt teams against major programs. It would be….so, unreplyworthy.

(Or, did I get this whole thing wrong and your buddies call you Gunslinger?)

by No Good Coach Comes From Texas on Mar 10, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

#3

Orson,
Pretty sure he was writing in pussy pluperfect.

by NRBQ on Mar 10, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

@11 In terms of the Sun Belt vs the SEC no, the SEC is superior 9 1/2 times out of 10. I’m just saying the last two years we’ve opened up at Austin and College Station. Lost by 8 to a #4 ranked Texas team after we recovered an onside kick with a min. left but the refs couldn’t count and said we didn’t have enough men lined up on either side of the line of scrimmage (we did and the Big 12 even sent us an apology). Last year we beat the Ags at Kyle Field so I’m just saying we’re not a typical cupcake.

And about the Sun Belt’s conquest list, lets see past 3 years: Troy over Mizzou and Ok. St., us beating A&M, oh and ULM beating the dark lord Saban in ’07. Decent start.

by Running Joe Rides Again on Mar 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

can someone please tell me what the hell the guy wearing the SilverSonic was listening to while fishing? fish farts? laughing sharks?

and any woman sporting pumpkins on the porch like the one walking on the beach wearing a SilverSonic will be hearing things more like “…..why, if she was my daughter, I’d…I’d….” and other scary thoughts

by WarChiziken on Mar 11, 2009 7:43 AM EDT reply actions  

From the article:
“I know this, (Texas has) won more games than anybody the last 10 years”

No they haven’t Dabo, no they haven’t.

Texas doesn’t even lead their own conference in wins the last 10 seasons.

by CincySooner on Mar 11, 2009 10:15 AM EDT reply actions  

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