KIFFYKINS STRIKES AGAIN, AGAIN
Kiffykins rides again!
It’s now a running bet that he has a whole stack of Archie comics under his bed, and that he’d beat off any number of men to protect them.
UPDATE: Ole Miss has a correction in the Fulmer Cup. Jamar Hornsby, as noted in the updated Fulmer Cup post below, was not enrolled and will not earn Ole Miss any points. Andre Sterling, however, was very much enrolled at Ole Miss for football, and very much drunk when he was arrested last weekend for DUI. That’s a point correction to two points total for Ole Miss. GIGGITAH.
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TJ says:
Given what website I’m on, I’m supremely terrified to click on a link of the words “beat off any number of men.”
March 9th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
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poguemahone says:
You know, it’s no longer simply an assured feeling that Bama and Florida are going to curb stomp Kiffykins and the Vawls into oblivion come the fall; I’m genuinely fearing for this man’s soul. You don’t stir up something with the Baron of Darkness, much less the Prince himself in Tuscaloosa. We’re talking an eternity of torment here, Lane.
March 9th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
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Roaminggator says:
I didn’t know that Gollum was a Volunteer…..
March 9th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
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Daniel says:
Hornsby put a brass-knuckle-beat-down on someone for a felony assault charge. Somebody better get some damn Fulmer points — I don’t care if it’s EMCC.
http://djournal.com/pages/story.asp?ID=286908&pub=1&div=Sports
March 9th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Another update from the other thread, Florida now has zero points, thanks to the charge against Carl Johnson being dropped and no girlfriend daterapethingy charges either.
March 9th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
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jakldawg says:
Wow. Maurice “Pound-o-ghanj” Langston also played for EMCC. Who knew Scooba was such a hotbed of vice.
March 9th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
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NativeSon says:
I had no idea a hole so deep could be dug so quickly. Now it really is entertainment!
Wow. Again.
March 9th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
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JimHalpert says:
Just another step towards Jamar The Innocent’s domination of SEC receivers.
March 9th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
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Sue E. Pig says:
Hornsby’s not enrolled??? What… is he planning to just show up for the first game this fall?
And before some smartass points out that he’s enrolled at the other school and has to transfer, blah, blah, blah, let me just say this: Shit or get off the pot, son! If you were planning on returning to the SEC this season, you should have never registered for spring classes at EMCC.
March 9th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
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WarDamnEagle says:
That may be the best YouTube video… EVER!
March 9th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
I dont care how old this is, you know this is totally happening right now:
1 Yr Ago:
Police Chief in Florida: And seein’ as how you never use live ammo,we got no choice but to return you to society.
Coach Nutt: These doors are gonna swing wide! GIGGITY!
Jamar:l didn’t wanna hurt anyone, sir.
Police Chief: Jamar, we respect that.
Coach Nutt: But you’re just hurting yourself with this rambunctious behavior.
Jamar: l know that, sir.
Coach Nutt: OK, then!
NOW:
Coach Nutt: They’ve got a name for people like you Jamar! That name is called “recidivism.”
Police Chief in Starkvegas: Repeat offender!
Coach Nutt: Not a pretty name, is it Jamar?
Jamar: No, sir. That’s one bonehead name, but that ain’t me any more.
Coach Nutt: You’re not just telling us what we want to hear?
Jamar.: No, sir, no way.
Police Chief: ‘Cause we just want to hear the truth.
Jamar: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Coach Nut: Boy, didn’t we just tell you not to do that?
Jamar.: Yes, sir.
Coach Nut: Okay, then
March 9th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
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Techie says:
Can’t sleep. Kiffin will eat me.
Can’t sleep. Kiffin will eat me.
Can’t sleep. Kiffin will eat me.
March 9th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
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JD says:
It’s going to be so sad to watch a cute little fella like Kiffykins get FUCKING CREMATED this fall.
Wait wait, scratch “sad” and put “awesome”.
March 9th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Pelican-
Are we to assume that Jamar will now transfer to Arizona State and have his “salad days” out there with a panty on his head when he moves up to armed robbery of c-stores?
March 10th, 2009 at 6:28 am
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CincySooner says:
Wow… Kiffin is bringing self-immolation to a whole new level.
March 10th, 2009 at 7:20 am
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The Ghost of Jay Cutler says:
@ Sue E. Pig
You’re required to GRADUATE from Community College before you can transfer (in Jamar’s case) back to big boy school. You can’t just up and leave once the LOI has been signed.
Read a book.
March 10th, 2009 at 7:58 am
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GamecockTony says:
Ok, Kiffykins. It was all fun and games ’til you decided to take on Darth Visor. It’s so on, now, brother.
/Brother? Who am I? Hulk Hogan?
March 10th, 2009 at 8:11 am
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sb says:
re: Kiffy: “He really is the definitive coach of his genre…he is taking his role as coach by the brazilian waxed stubble and, and, uh, doing what I don’t know…but it certainly isn’t football.” Tungsten Filament, III
March 10th, 2009 at 8:38 am
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the ex-croominator says:
As disturbing as tha “Kiffykins” video is supposed to be, I just can’t seem to stop watching it. He really is a cute lil’ fella (and one of these days I feel like The Orgeron is going to pop out from behind that screen and gobble him up).
There’s something inherently WRONG with that, isn’t there?
March 10th, 2009 at 9:33 am
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SierraSpartan says:
@ ex-croominator – no, there is something that would be inherently RIGHT about that. I wish I had the ’shop-fu to pull something like that off. What say you, Freek?
As to Kiffykins’ (alleged) banter regarding the employment prospects of students who attend The Chicken Coop, I would have to say that’s pretty weak tea in terms of smack.
When it gets up to the level of OBC’s “you can’t spell ‘Citrus’ without U-T” blast, then we’ll talk.
March 10th, 2009 at 11:14 am
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rebel84 says:
Clarification – Sterling is actually a walk on this year. Does that make him eligible for Fulmer Cup points?
March 10th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
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the ex-croominator says:
rebel84:
So long as he is an enrolled student (which he is, he enrolled back in January) and is listed on the roster (which he is), then yes he’s eligible.
March 10th, 2009 at 3:16 pm