CLEMSON PROVIDES THE VERY FACE OF SUCCESS ITSELF

by Orson on Mar 9, 2009 3:04 PM EDT

Clemson offensive lineman Kenneth Page appeared on these internetz almost a year ago with a large stack of cheddar in his hand. This afforded much giggling to the world at large, who wondered what sort of venture a young capitalist like Page had gotten into to acquire such a robust stack of bills.

Remember me? I'm wealthier than your wildest dreams.

Page may have moved on to a quiet, inconspicuous spot on the depth chart at Clemson, but his internet fame has only begun. The photo of Page has become an internet currency of its own, as evidenced after the jump.

Kenneth Page made $693 a day with basic computer skills on the internet EVERY DAY! And so could you! If he's not looking for his cut of this action for the use of his image, the Page isn't half the savvy entrepreneur he led us to believe he was. (HT: JC.)

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Wait, I thought this was Kenneth Page.

by Doug on Mar 9, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions

$75 An Hour Part Time Job Start making $693 each day…

To make $693 per day, you’d have to work roughly nine and a quarter hours per day. Part time job my @ss.

by Geaux Irish on Mar 9, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions

Must have knowledge of the internet.

Like the series of tubes and stuff?

by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 9, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions

Don’t forget FICA & Medicare, which is 15.3% if ostensibly self-employed as is Mr Page. So, you’d actually have to work 10.66 hours to make $693.00 at $75/hour.

by yoyofutbawl on Mar 9, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions

That picture should just be the IPTAY Logo.

by GamecockTony on Mar 9, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions

Don’t hate on us, we gotta keep up with FSU and Bama.

by DrB on Mar 9, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions

It would be substantially awesome if he could somehow hire an attorney and sue Facebook for using his image in advertising.

(I know, terms of service. But still. Nice second twist of fate.)

by Run Up The Score on Mar 9, 2009 6:14 PM EDT reply actions

Incidentally, the guy above Page in the first image? Oops Pow.

by Run Up The Score on Mar 9, 2009 6:16 PM EDT reply actions

Purple stacks=2k
Per the comments on the linked page, supposedly his Uncle has an ATM business and was replentishing said ATMs. Kenneth thought it would be cool to snap a pic. The rest is history.

If it was me,even for a joke and for comedic effect, I would at least have pantyhose on my head Raising Arizona style with a some sort of fake gun to complete the look. Then I would label it “Been Had Money”. Or have it piled up on a Poker table with me holding cards with mirrored sunglasses, label it “All IN”…..

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Mar 9, 2009 6:35 PM EDT reply actions

Mr. PP, I hope you understand the irony of what you posted. That two word phrase may very well signal another disappointing era of Clemson football. Or not. Either way, good stuff.

by Coop on Mar 9, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions

RUTS,
Don’t be stupid, Facebook doesn’t create its own advertising. Sue the ad creator, if you can find them, good luck.
Kenneth Page is far too stupid to hire an attorney. If he needed one for criminal things, Clemson would have to hire one for him. Wonder what the NCAA thinks about KPs new ad career, and the bad multiplication?

by Freehawk on Mar 9, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions