THAT, SIR, IS A NAME

by Orson on Mar 6, 2009 11:39 AM EST

College Park brings the fire with Kowaski Kitchens, who should get a scholarship for the style points he brings with him alone.

Recruiting is still not over (it's never over oh no it's never over) as Orson Charles, who could have been so much for this site and for Florida, will decide at 3:45 p.m. between USC, Tennessee, and Georgia. At this point we're rooting for him to go to Georgia or USC, if only to keep him from the clutches of Kiffykins. We're not concerned about Kiffykins' mounting threat blah blah blah...we just don't want him to spout off about the clandestine methods they used to get Charles. "See, we had Ed Orgeron execute a HALO jump to escape radar, and he lived in the woods for three weeks outside Charles' house without him knowing it. You know, just to keep an eye on him. Not a single living rattlesnake left in those woods now, by the way.

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At this point I’m starting to think if I want to give my son a sufficiently baddass football name it will have to be somethign like Warpath Motherfucker McHugecock.

by Billy From Baton Rouge on Mar 6, 2009 12:13 PM EST reply actions

And College Park, lest we forget, is where they live life fast and are scared of dark.

/Ludacris

by MaconDawg on Mar 6, 2009 12:14 PM EST reply actions

Awww, thanks! We Dawgs love you too!

Well, not really, but we’re down with the whole enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend thing.

by Doug on Mar 6, 2009 12:15 PM EST reply actions

Dat’s my dawg… Get dat boy some gold teef.

by Noel Devine's Gold Teef on Mar 6, 2009 12:27 PM EST reply actions

NCAA Press Conference re: FSU Penalties at 3:00 Eastern today.

Florida State faces vacating wins in multiple sports, including
football, the NCAA has ruled in the case involving a massive
academic misconduct scandal that has rocked the entire athletic
department, the St. Petersburg Times has learned.

http://www.tampabay.com/sports/colleges/article981732.ece

Huzzah!

Also, John Brown’s Body lies a moldering in Junior College next year it appears…

http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090305/ARTICLES/903050924

by Kerwin4two on Mar 6, 2009 12:47 PM EST reply actions